As someone who took classes with this prof, he actually never claimed the 12-bar blues came from Bach, he claimed jazz musicians stole the ii-V7-I from Bach and only got the 12-bar blues from classical musicians (he was completely wrong on both fronts*)

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 20h ago

real shit a white professor named mark rimple at west chester university said to me once btw. fuck it man i haven’t gone there in years and afaik they’re still teaching his textbook as the theory curriculum so idgaf

real shit a white professor named mark rimple at west chester university said to me once btw. fuck it man i haven’t gone there in years and afaik they’re still teaching his textbook as the theory curriculum so idgaf

i dated a musician and she got prechorus all over my sheets

casey at the bat is a crazy pull. the universe Is speaking to me

Ferret Every Hour@ferretperhour.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’ve got a face for radio, but I’ve also got a voice for radio, so things are gonna work out for me as long as radio remains a relevant form of entertainment (it isn’t) (fuck)

while texting with a friend just now, he mentioned cocteau twins. i asked to have a longer conversation about cocteau twins at some point soon and he reacted with a thumbs-up. i also picked up a new bottle of laundry detergent this morning. i'm racking up wins all over today. i cannot be contained

ben franklin after i tell him about neopussy:

There’s been a tiktok trend where women ask their bfs or husbands to pronounce words for them, and these man are struggling with “epitome” and “queue” and “ricochet” But like those guys are married So that means, somehow, whatever’s wrong with me is worse than being actually illiterate

Just finished my last shift at the Target I’ve worked at for 2 and a half years and so now all that’s left for me to be a Real Adult™ is move out of my parents’ house

I thought this said she’d push me in front of a bus at first and got really confused

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 2w ago

bro became a teacher specifically because he wanted to devote his life to fostering growth. he’s the best guy i know and i’d push him outta the way of a bus because i know he’d do the same for me without even thinking about it.

halo is woke though. don’t you all remember all the dialogue where foehammer won’t shut the fuck up abt her two wives and one nonbinary nesting partner. it’s kinda annoying actually

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2w ago

This image has been cracking me up for the last 24 hours. Conservative “gamers” are such fucking dorks man

new information has come to light. the list now stands as: -my friend casey -cameron winter -sufjan stevens -sufjan stevens’s dead husband -our king lebron james

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 2w ago

for those of you playing along at home, the list of Good Men currently stands as: -my friend casey -cameron winter -sufjan stevens -sufjan stevens’s dead husband

What they should be doing is investing in my new idea: Toni Stark (she’s a woman now so she uses an I instead of a Y)

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 2w ago

for any of you who’re confused, petra parker is the babytranses favorite thing for the next probably twelve minutes til they find something else in a week or so

Wanna get more serious in making music but I’m very worried my friends will constantly be asking me if I’m okay if I tell them I’m workshopping songs called “I SHOULD’VE” and “Final Dreams of a Dead Man” and “REPENT” and shit like that

stay on bluesky long enough and you'll encounter a noble yet unheralded class of poster: the joke marshal. the joke marshal stands watch over the replies of joke posts for repliers taking them at face value, and empathetically cautions them that they are being a horse's ass. thank you, joke marshal

I’m happy for my friends that I don’t talk to them about my problems that much cuz I’m talking to me ab my problems rn and those mfs SUCK I can’t imagine putting someone else through this

TikTok wants me to suffer cuz it keeps showing me positive, well-intentioned dating content that seems perfectly curated to say “everyone would love to date you, so the fact that no one does is 1000% your fault and you should feel like shit about it” to me specifically

i know i sound like a broken record whenever i talk about this, but i'm fully convinced that at this point, especially in light of, well, just about everything that's unfolded in recent years, we really need to be honest with ourselves and face the reality th–i know i sound like a broken record when

Getting farther into the quarter and realizing Sternberg is like a super influential theorist with a huge body of important work, and one stupid ass idea called Investment Theory

cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral@cbd215.bsky.social · last mo.

Fuck Robert J. Sternberg and his dumbass theories

Trying to update my dating app profiles and realizing I have no usable photos of myself from the past 2 years, how does everyone have so many pictures of themselves

nailing this post to my timeline like liquor stores put up photos of people who tried to pass fake twenties

kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god

Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 3w ago

Bo Jackson LF-DH-CF-RF Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994 CHW - ANA - KCR

Asking the other guy in the threesome to fuck her for a bit so I can charge limit

ON MY SHIT LIKE

☀️@stel.energy · 3w ago

you've been a neutral neutral girl

again i say to you that it is easier for a camel to use a Needler than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God

Foghorn Leghorn at the poetry reading:

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 3w ago

koth the raven i tell you hwat

Writing an arrangement of a buncha Halo songs for the community band I’m in for next summer and god DAMN I really can’t believe how good all the Halo music actually is once you break it down like this

clark kent licking lois lanes clit call that LL Bean

I get where you’re coming from, but also isn’t Superman’s whole deal about how he often feels helpless in the face of things he can’t fix simply by being stronger and faster? Like I feel like he feels helpless enough in his day-to-day that maybe he doesn’t wanna get tied up when he gets home

stable strategies@stablestrategys.bsky.social · 3w ago

as i think a lotta the things we like sexually are things we think we aren’t capable or allowed to have in the rest of our lives i gotta imagine clark kent likes being tied up and made to feel helpless. doesn’t matter if it’s just a fantasy. sometimes headspace is as real as meatspace, yknow?