helios ☀️
@murkyuri.bsky.social
i am literally just chilling and hanging out GIVE ME MY GREEN REDBULL BACK my wife is the radiant @miss-fern.bsky.social
just heard "economics is just astrology for pedophiles" and have you ever experienced a sequence of words that gave you a sense of complete clarity about a subject
polyamory is about watching tv shows and deciding who everyone would be
betazoid is a crazy term to come from star trek and not 4chan
cameron winter at the kentucky derby: dude what the fuck. theres only 20 of them
*at a horsegirl rave* cameron winter: i have GOT to write a song about this
retrospectively realizing i simultaneously: -flirt and it doesnt get picked up on bc im too subtle -act normal but folks think im flirting because im kind
one day im going to unpack the special kind of hell evangelical culture was and is and how it destroys and sucks the life out of you in my art
Y'all remember latex knight? Well have a lace knight. Maybe I'll make them kiss, who knows
If you love something let it go, preferably in an isolated forest area that doesn’t have too much cover and is at least 3 miles from the nearest city. Wear light hiking boots so you don’t lose running speed and set the starting timer for at least 20 minutes. Tell her you love her before she leaves 🥰
cameron winter seeing the white horse in the twin peaks black lodge: this shit aint nothin to me man
cameron winter be like: dude you'll never guess what i found in my car
cameron winter at the kentucky derby: dude what the fuck. theres only 20 of them
*on a long car ride* emily green: omg horses! cameron winter, sweating profusely: h-how many...
horse in a field: gee i wonder what it would be like to have one hundred men dancing
*at a horsegirl rave* cameron winter: i have GOT to write a song about this
teacher: tomorrow is the 100th day of school. bring in things that we can count to 100! .... no cameron winter, you cannot bring your horses to school
cameron winter if he was in charge of MLP: no no we need more of them. they will be called "the mane 100"
cameron winter, visibly shaking: now what if there were 100 of them
helios ☀️@murkyuri.bsky.social · yesterdayimagine a horse. now imagine him spinning. now imagine him spinning faster. imagine him spinning faster. make him spin even faster. MAKE HIM FASTER
imagine a horse. now imagine him spinning. now imagine him spinning faster. imagine him spinning faster. make him spin even faster. MAKE HIM FASTER
[Whispering to the priest as a guy is about to blow glitter onto the congregation]: Yess
