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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. Stage IV cancer. She/her
Lots of folks are joining BlueSky today! Scientists of BlueSky, introduce yourselves and what you work on so new folks can follow you! I’m David, I’m a marine biologist and author who studies ocean conservation, especially sharks, endangered species, and sustainable fisheries! 🧪🌎🦑🐟🦈 #SciComm
Trump blathering on about that fucking ballroom, about which no one, literally no one, gives a shit, during an "extinction level" event for Republicans. Great stuff, truly! Let's get you to bed, gramps
I thought getting a MyChart notification after a CT scan was stressful, but this election is just doing me in. I feel like my nerves are on fire.
November is Lung Cancer Awareness month, and I'm here to spread awareness that anyone with lungs can get lung cancer, even with no risk factors! I never smoked, no one in my family smoked, I have no family history of cancers of any kind, and I'm decades younger than the average age of diagnosis.
I'm really fucking devastated right now so instead here's the picture Patrick Stewart posted nearly 13 years ago to the day with the caption "happy halloween" of him dressed as a giant lobster in a bathtub.
Apparently we are in a crisis situation in which the top of Shut Fuck Mountain where there are no more fuck ups to shut has reached capacity because there are an awful lot of men out there who just cannot shut the fuck up.
It is much harder to carve a pumpkin the size of an orange that I expected
*my expression at even the mildest inconvenience* BIRTHDAY GIRL! Happy bday, Ms. Penelope!
1. Rick Steves has spent $2 million of his own money to rescue a single-screen theater in Edmonds, WA. This is part of a multi-million-dollar effort he has made to invest in community properties in order to preserve local institutions and keep them serving the communities they were built for.
New book, who dis? (My original title was Bloodletters: Blood for the Beast but what are ya gonna do?)
Penny's like what happens when someone with a very rudimentary understanding of anatomy collects body parts from various muppets, and sews them together, but kind of in the wrong direction.
It's the kind of sacred geometry you don't just riff 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 4mo agoWIDOW'S BAY. 19 EMMY NOMINATIONS. Best Comedy Series. Best Lead Actor. Best Supporting Actor. Best Supporting Actress. Best Writing. Best Directing. Stream Season 1 on Apple TV now.
It's Canada Day and you know what that means! Time to dust off this random thread of Canadian foods I made a year ago because I won't do free labor on this, a day to celebrate me and I guess the other people who live near me. Unroll this thread and bathe in Canadian deliciousness.
Ian Voted for Godzilla@ianfortey.bsky.social · 2y agoThe people have spoken! Or the two of you who like me have spoken! Here's your definitive guide to eating like a true Canadian. If you ever need to fle your homeland, this is what will help guide you through the culinary wilds of the true North, strong and free! This is gonna be a long one!
Having a sleepover Widow's Bay watch party with this magnificent creature.
Ever since I was a fussy, baby journalist with questionable opinions I knew I wanted to grow up, go on Bluesky, and make a post about how people make fun of me on Bluesky and put it on Bluesky, so 1000 more people who never heard of me could make fun of me on Bluesky.
This little fellow stayed next to me the entire time I was bedridden, for months, and I am 100% certain that forcing myself to stick around for him is the entirety of the reason I am alive today. Rest easy, my baby boy. You were loved every single second by so many people. End of watch: 6-5-2026
On National Cancer Survivor Day, some free advice on lung cancer. 1. You only need lungs to get lung cancer. I'm a never smoker. 2. You have to be ready to advocate hard for yourself to get diagnosed. 3. Biomarker testing must be done immediately, because there are targetable genetic mutations.
If they'd come in and said "that'll be a million dollars" I'd have still taken this dog home.
I wanted to try to read this article and it looks like we aren't intended to be able to do so. However, do you notice the message spelled out by the drop caps? Getting ready for #WidowsBay tonight 🚨
🚨🚨🚨 new WIDOW'S BAY episode just dropped early again woooooo🚨🚨🚨
