There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
born miserable
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No greater legend than Meshell Ndegeocello. Incredible, funny, lively conversation with one of my all-time favorites. youtu.be/9Z5nLx2giY8?...
Meshell Ndegeocello helped reimagine a classic BB king record - Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
YouTube video by Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
youtu.be
hank green hasn’t uploaded a video in a few days so i got claude to create a video in his style it’s what he would have wanted
she did all that and for what? she acted like that in public, on purpose
Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
i don’t understand why the billionaires who want to build data centres don’t simply construct them on their own property
[getting stabbed 17 times in the stomach by a random guy i’ve never met before] you know, you’re not actually allowed to do this
[getting stabbed 17 times in the stomach by a random guy i’ve never met before] *blushing* “so what made you choose me”
COMP. If anyone would like a signed book and a lovely hare postcard just repost this & pop a reply below. I'll choose the winner in about 30 minutes. If you'd prefer to purchase & help some niche weird fiction survive, you can get it here with free delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
Almost every day, someone tells me this is their desert island book or their favourite book of the year or that they're on the their 2nd read of it but there is still a feeling that it is not enough. I feel done with promoting it now but I thought I'd give one more copy away before drawing the line
COMP. If anyone would like a signed book and a lovely hare postcard just repost this & pop a reply below. I'll choose the winner in about 30 minutes. If you'd prefer to purchase & help some niche weird fiction survive, you can get it here with free delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.
Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.
A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.
I was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
this is very funny, we should slag off more dead people
I was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
This day in history. 1981. Ronald Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers but you can't blame him for destroying the American middle class because his wife's astrologer made him do it.
me: [harmonica solo] judge: so… are you saying guilty, or not guilty?
The other Beach Boys are feeding the goats. Mike Love, however, is suspicious of the goats. Mikes got some treats in his pockets, which he *could* give the goats, but, because he’s greedy and likes Mike Love far more than he could ever like goats, he’s decided to keep the treats for himself.
It was such a special privilege to get to know Denise, who is one of the UK’s last surviving wild pandas.
Bluesky: "I appreciate the alt text on this." Facebook: "Why do you take photos of sheep? You're weird." Instagram: "Not interested. No music and they're not doing a dance."
I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best sheep I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each sheep in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.
when anyone tries to say El-Sayed didn't win by enough or whatever, show them this
Unfathomable
Officials Say They’ve Found the Cause of a Fire That Devastated L.A.
Officials Say They’ve Found the Cause of a Fire That Devastated L.A. (Gift Article)
The 2025 Eaton fire, which killed 19 people and destroyed the Altadena community, began at an inactive tower belonging to Southern California Edison, officials said.
nytimes.com
Touchingly, I've just had an order for one of these from the vet nurse who helped save Roscoe's life after what looked like being a fatal dog attack in December 2015.
If anyone else in the UK would like one of these books (happy to sign & personalise) for cover price £9.99 I just got some lovely Roscoe bookmarks from my mum, which you can have free. Drop me an email at hello@tom-cox.com with your address and I'll send payment info.
Pretty frustrating that if you want to wear a sash you either have to be Miss World or a child with wilderness bushcraft skills. Where is the sash for unattractive old people with zero survival instincts?
Love you, Melody. A man calling anyone a “ho” is kit calling out anything except his own sexism and bigotry. May you all fucking stop, immediately… 🙏
He’s an Irish American Roman Catholic what are we even doing here
• replace "Middle East" with "America" • replace "Palestinians" with "Trump" • replace "Islamists" with "GOP" • replace "Jews" with "women, POC, immigrants, the poor, trans people, the elderly, and the disabled" until you fix your dumb fucking post, don't bother to talk to us, you dumb motherfucker