sam 🖤
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29, she/her, metaphor/8path/tristrat/13sar/fe (spoilers ahead!) ceo of frederica aesfrost cosplay insta @celestial.lights_0 tumblr @celestial-lights tags: #art #cosplay #clplays
see: the local tops vs. wegmans debates near me, where wegmans tries so hard to be bougie and has a practical cult following meanwhile tops is seen as the ‘dirty’ grocery store because they’re willing to build locations in food deserts
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7h agoA really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 8h agothis screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
ariana grande body check video on my feed immediately after i had a Moment and called myself fat because i could barely fit into this size (insert size here) skirt i bought 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
ok it's low hanging fruit but i had to do it. dietrich is so fucking funny
saw a fic on ao3 tagged with ‘some words suggested by AI’ okay so like? use a thesaurus? a dictionary???
reclassing dietrich to ovulation
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
"I'm trying to stop the apocalypse." . . . 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim | start.exe
two girls chillin in a hot tub five feet apart to mantain the pretense of being rivals while discussing the oil they're gonna rub down with shortly
our ruthless conqueror empress looks so polite here with her little broom
this image alone will sell one million copies of fortune's weave
hey it would actually be cool if i could post about an upcoming thing i’m excited for in a discord server without being scolded about ‘hey that thing is actually racist’
I cannot believe they already put this guy in a video game.
two girls, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
it's 3D btw. not the most important thing to happen but you gotta know the fruit is in fact 3D
can’t believe fe devs saw the best parts of octopath (multiple character routes at once, primrose) and was like ‘yeah throw that in here’