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@chainsaw-dick.bsky.social

he/him + any neo-pronouns, adult artist and robot enjoyer

fucking your computer is the future. if you're not fucking your computer right now you're gonna miss the revolution. fucking your computer is going to change everything

Johnny Turbo's hip flexibility must be studied cause what the fucking kind of exercises can one even do to pull that shit off. "Become an arbortist or something" become a yoga teacher!! damn!!

every horror Minecraft mod nowadays is called some shit like The Watchful Looker From The Mountain and it's just a tall anorexic guy with a really big mouth that screams