People with a time machine: "I'm gonna kill baby Hitler" Me with a time machine: "I'm gonna stop Dory and Terry burning the Amarillo masters"
The Texas Chainsaw Chainsaw
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Antisocialite. It's NERF or nothing. Editor, creator, fan, empath, lover, corn, chicken, green peppers, chili, *SIGH* onions... http://ko-fi.com/chainsawispkewl
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TONIGHT! It's "THE BEST OF DOCUMANIA" vol 2 The fourth doc, aside from being another returning fave, is another showcase of endurance, specifically what it takes to go to the top in a sport that's supposedly "fake", via GAEA GIRLS; stream starts at 8:00PM EST… www.wonderville.nyc/events/the-f...
TONIGHT! It's "THE BEST OF DOCUMANIA" vol 2 Last but not least is another reappearance of a familiar face to FORT90 TV viewers, which might be just as polarizing as last week's return of Steven Seagal, via I AM A SEX ADDICT; stream starts at 8:00PM EST… www.wonderville.nyc/events/the-f...
Wrestlers billed as being 6 foot tall when you bring out the measuring tape
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A screenshot of the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode 'Archaeology Today'. John Cleese, Michael Palin, and Terry Jones are playing archaeologists on a chat show.
Jones is lying face down on the floor, pounding it with his fist. His subtitle reads "[Sobbing]". Cleese is now looking at him with contempt, while Palin looks on admiringly at Cleese.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lb72sjjxd6jrluhnwu462vzu/bafkreiedqqj6632tuqbhhoh3w67xj4lfudif7dd4mduiizjdlthywqqntq)
TONIGHT! It's "THE BEST OF DOCUMANIA" vol 2 Cuz DOCUMANIA V is later this month (or at least that's the plan), figured I'd highlight selections from I-IV, which is the perfect excuse to replay everyone's fave, CINEMANIA; stream starts at 8:00PM EST… www.wonderville.nyc/events/the-f...
TONIGHT! It's "THE BEST OF DOCUMANIA" vol 2 The next doc also features lost souls getting further lost in the sauce to find meaning in their lives, tho instead of the big city we're heading down south for HANDS ON A HARD BODY; stream starts at 8:00PM EST… www.wonderville.nyc/events/the-f...
Yes, this is 100% about censorship in general, and the current anti-sexual weirdness that’s going on. But a paragraph near the end of the article is especially telling… ASMR is primarily created by women. Women doing anything will always be perceived by some as inherently sexual (excerpt in comms)
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
the anti-horny brigade will not stop at proper "sex" btw they are out to eliminate sensuality and bodily autonomy on a conceptual level
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
PROTECT WOMEN’S SPORTS! From: Inequality in facilities & pay “Genital checks” by perverts Politicians looking to start a weird culture war circus You know what they DON’T need protection from??? WOMEN. Of any kind… tall, short, cis, trans, whatever. #YouCanPlayOnMyTeam
There’s something inside you It’s hard to explain
Retro Vaporwave Car Driving Synthwave Scene
ALT: Retro Vaporwave Car Driving Synthwave Scene
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Was watching Sooty last night with @hippoofmidlothian.bsky.social, and there was a gag with an unknown man in the shop that went: "What did you say your name was?" "My name is Unimportant. Gerald Unimportant." Such a simple, stupid joke and it works so, so well.
Alright, here we go, and am pretty sure that this will be cut down to size by broadcast's end; it is what it is…
Matt Hawkins (fort90)@fort90.bsky.social · last wk.The FORT90 BROADCAST SYSTEM is ON THE AIR… fort90.tv (aka kick.com/fortninetyTe...) The run-of-show graphic is again not ready; given how it'll invariably be edited down, publishing one at this point is maybe pointless, tho without my OCD, there would be no show in the first place!
#catsofbluesky Everyone, this is Milo. Milo turned 1 yesterday, he got a nice lil cake made of pate and treats as frosting and some nice lil treats, so send him late birthday wishes! Picture taken by @kotapup0.bsky.social
I love that my local “art house” theater has instituted Mondo Mondays. This week was Frankenhooker (1990). The theater was completely full. Audience age range 20-75. Everyone had a good time and laughed a lot. Cinema can be community. #frankenhooker ❤️ Henenlotter
I’m glad that the walls seem to be closing in on Andrew Tate, but it took criminal investigations across three countries, dozens of outspoken victims, and a hit TV show implying he drives boys to murder girls for this to happen—and he still hasn’t been convicted yet. This is why 98% get away with it
Sitting here at work and no way does Limp Bizkit’s “My Way” start playing on my supervisor’s phone.
D&D has released an official statblock for Jimothy
insane how there isn’t a single industry where being good at your job does anything for you variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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The FORT90 BROADCAST SYSTEM is ON THE AIR… fort90.tv aka… kick.com/fortninetyTe... And yup, ONLY 4 movies tonight (I have to get up early tomorrow morning cuz of "reasons"), tho one of them is an anthology, so TECHNICALLY there are 8 films on tap? Maybe?
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoHoman on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
This year's @nyaff.bsky.social is at FIVE different locations, and @filmlinc.bsky.social is where you will find a photo gallery of the many famous faces that have appeared over the past 25 years, and I was especially happy to see an old pal's portrait directly under Donnie Yen's…
The Texas Chainsaw Chainsaw@chainsawwaves.bsky.social · 2w agoHAPPENING WITHIN THE HOUR! We go to the John Waters Warm Memorial for Big Bill Hell Wrasslin SUMMER SALEBRATION 2! No idea what the card will be, we’re booking off of the go home & straight vibes! But likely The Underwriter & Hull Kogan will fight. Come catch the action at www.twitch.tv/cmchainsaw