it's charloh! (it/its)

@charloh.online

hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken and torrent. 40 or something like it. acab.

btw if you know anything about us you know we are terrible at actually giving ourself credit or compliments when we say we were good at tests: our HS Gov teacher gave our class, as an ungraded project, an abbreviated version of the US citizenship test. 2 of us scored well enough to become citizens

it's charloh! (it/its)@charloh.online · 10h ago

oh we were a very diligent and attentive student right up until our senior year tbh, bc education in the US is entirely about how good you are at taking tests and we were REALLY GOOD at it but realized far too late that that's a skill with absolutely zero value after school is done

a cool thing that happened to us is that somewhere along the way our ability to feel hunger got like. broken? which might sound nice but as we sit here lightheaded waiting for the food we eventually remembered we need to show up we are not especially enjoying the reality

it's probably fine that we either dry heave or full on vomit every day around 5pm right? regardless of what or when we've eaten, sober or high, whatever else we're doing suddenly gets paused for our regularly scheduled misery

you know we used to accept the narrative that if time travel was possible we woulda seen time travelers by now but we're starting to think they exist but know better than to come here, the same we feel about extraterrestrial life

it will never not be funny that Dorsey made this place to get away from what Twitter had become, only for the invite only nature to not only deny his cryptofascist buddies, but to become the life rafts extended to the parts of Twitter he hated most

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d ago

That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.

That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.

we're gonna watch THE INCREDIBLE HULK aka the MCU movie that they mostly swept under the rug bc they didn't wanna keep spending Edward Norton money on ensemble movies bc they hadn't started printing billions with the MCU just yet