writing an elegy for the hot dog
two for $13 all beef hot dog combo MEMORIAL
@chasida.bsky.social
aka. mr cancel knower of stuff, purveyor of slime
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
tonite i learned twirling my hair is interpreted as flirting. sorry everyone
the hot dogs of this nation are getting shrinkflated and i am killing myself
they raised the price of the double hot dog meal to 16 dollars i am killing myself
i am thankful this is the last year of the august loud jets in the sky
right now i am the stinkyest i have ever been
everyone should move within a 17 minute walk from my house NOW !!
double action combo of actually taking ur meds and engaging with ur special interest WILL fix u btw
i have 2 more spots on my q obuz family plan if anyone i am homies with wants free music streaming :-)
someone at the cafe came up to me and said "are you [so and so]?" i said no, and shortly after, i see them sitting with a short trans dude with upper lip fuzz, blue jeans, and a buzz cut. ok. i see what's happening here
today brynn likened me to a wild horse
this city is too small. i run into someone i know every single time i leave my house
forgot abt my doctors appointment today for the second time in a row. yes i am unmedicated rn why do you ask
two for $13 all beef hot dog combo MEMORIAL@chasida.bsky.social · last wk.dating for like a year and a half and YES i forgot her birthday <3
dating for like a year and a half and YES i forgot her birthday <3
chamged my display name for the first time in like 2 years
deciding which movie to remove from my favourites on letterboxd so i can add Cars (2006)
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
new barista at the cafe is on aux and he is playing country music and chappell roan only
oh yeah lemme check if i accidentally bought the fucking apple that makes you gay
jane is lying on the bed upstairs and brynn cheffing for us in the kitchen while i am on the couch being janes reply guy
is anyone ticklish in their pussy