Amelia, meanwhile, went to the groomer today and now is sleepy
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h agoMy dog marshmallow turns 18 today fucking hell that’s one old bichon
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Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h agoMy dog marshmallow turns 18 today fucking hell that’s one old bichon
OH I AM PISSED, BECAUSE OF A TECHNICALITY, IT’S INVALID.
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2h agoSitting in a quiet room with a bunch of people coughing and breathing loudly and clearing their throat and I am seeing red right now *if I survive this I get perma handicap* BUT THE OLD GUY NEXT TO ME IS BREATHING SO FUCKING LOUDLY AND SOME ASSHOLE NEARBY WON’T STOP THROAT CLEARING
Sitting in a quiet room with a bunch of people coughing and breathing loudly and clearing their throat and I am seeing red right now *if I survive this I get perma handicap* BUT THE OLD GUY NEXT TO ME IS BREATHING SO FUCKING LOUDLY AND SOME ASSHOLE NEARBY WON’T STOP THROAT CLEARING
“He plans to jihadi… our Michigan” is an incredible quote, frankly
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h agohe was literally born in michigan
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 3h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
smh he’s been compromised by the globalist neoliberal order
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agoEl-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
just got my third Hep B shot. Nom nom I’m just addicted to jabs
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 4mo agoWhen I went to get my second Hep B shot, found out I was already vaccinated against it. Still got it anyways. Love me those jabs!
I guess Washington voters really hate sea lions (I don’t know any of her other policies)
KOIN 6 News@koin6.bsky.social · 15h agoWA ELECTIONS: Marie Gluesenkamp Perez advances to the general election for U.S. House in Washington’s 3rd Congressional District https://www.koin.com/news/washington/marie-gluesenkamp-perez-advances-to-the-general-election-for-u-s-house-in-washingtons-3rd-congressional-district/?cid=bluesky_
Ah, someone has reached the "final Pacman level" stage of enlightenment
EDM, or better known by its traditional name: Elohim Dance Mitzvah
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago
The neurologist I saw today: so do you ever have nightmares Me: yeah Her: do you remember any of them? Me: *thinks about this* Me: No I don’t remember any
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · last wk.Jazz I literally had a nightmare last night that I found out my ancestors weren’t Jews but Russian orthodox
Glad to see rage bait is alive and well in 2026 (In context, this quote does not mean what everyone thinks it means.)
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
let’s fucking goooooooo I gots me permanent cripple parking finally ITS ONLY TAKEN ALMOST A DECADE BECAUSE TEXAS IS STUPID DESPITE ME GETTING IT IN VIRGINIA AT AGE 13
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 2d agoon my way to meet a new neurologist! have 0 idea how productive this will be but I’m hopeful
on my way to meet a new neurologist! have 0 idea how productive this will be but I’m hopeful
the "liberal BoJack" account keeps bot-lifting Nazi tweets but @moderation.bsky.app refuses to do anything about him
The Liberal BoJack@thelibbojack.bsky.social · 5d agoEveryone is in on it. Trump, Musk, Republicans, Democrats...and on and on. The New World Order is Jewish.
bro I can’t believe I got Parkinson’s from good dental hygiene smh
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 3d ago@/i07734.bsky.social Average gentile that claims they’ve read the Talmud (and the “torha”!) and that’s why they think Judaism is evil, but not antisemitically
This may seem scummy but, go report this post for inciting violence bsky.app/profile/thel... Because it absolutely does violate Bluesky’s rules
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5d agoUhhhhhhhhhhhh
There it goes, it deleted the incriminating post once again. But it still has the exact same post up elsewhere because it always double posts
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5d agoDoes Bluesky moderation actually plan to do anything about this Nazi bot account other than slap an intolerance label on some of its posts that overtly cross the line? And briefly label it as spam before removing it for god knows what reason All it does is steal tweets, spam post, and advertise
I cannot get over someone claiming conchas are better than American deserts because they aren’t as filled with sugar. BRO ITS CALLED PAN DULCE FOR A REASON ITS BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF SUGAR
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5d agoI’ve literally made conchas from scratch using a traditional Mexican recipe. (granted they were delicious as fuck) But you’re really dumb if you think there isn’t a shitton of fat and sugar in there.
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
I just tried to explain BE to my mom and oh boy was that an experience!
lib bojack is stealing nazi tweets again
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5d agoUhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey @moderation.bsky.app this account is just non-stop spamming Nazi garbage on autopilot, why haven't you banned it yet?
Does Bluesky moderation actually plan to do anything about this Nazi bot account other than slap an intolerance label on some of its posts that overtly cross the line? And briefly label it as spam before removing it for god knows what reason All it does is steal tweets, spam post, and advertise
