Chicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️
@chickenpuppet.online
Being concerned about the future and whining about baseball in some order
The IPA for transwomen having a lower ABV than Coors Light is transphobic
got some sneak peek photos of my beer can label! 🏳️⚧️💙🌸
Going to prove that being gay can be a choice
i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
We have plans to start destroying the moon by 2029, one rocket isn't gonna matter
One of the many ways culture got smashed is that executives forgot reviews are free advertising
"The Madden brothers aka Good Charlotte fired almost everyone from REVOLVER Magazine, BrooklynVegan, and Alternative Press"
Anyway the biggest polling failure yesterday was the one I saw that said Marie Glueskamp Perez might lose and she did not come anywhere near that
I don't think I've seen it mentioned much that Michigan has open primaries, which feels like an important thing to note if you're going with "winning by 1.5% isn't that great"
El Sayid got about 175,000 more votes than Bernie did in Michigan in 2020, Stevens got about 100,000 less than Biden
wow can't believe on top of all her other faults she's antisemitic too
NEWS — Haley Stevens has endorsed Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate race against Republican Mike Rogers.
It’s racist to not vote for the white lady who ran the extremely racist campaign and other insights
Seeing this appear more and more and I don’t think the person who has to drop out due to her extreme unpopularity would win
Saw someone complaining that Mallory McMorrow, who had to drop out of the race because everyone hated her, would be the most electable candidate in Michigan
This is how professional wrestling can entertain *and* inform
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
Never doubt a massive wave of old people appearing out of nowhere when it looks like a non-piece of shit might win
Looks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe
It's weird that telling people to eat nothing but beef and butter never comes up when talking about food costs
The Dodgers are really good at having the best bullpen by the numbers look like dogshit year after year
Are we going to go this route tonight, or an even higher minded "why even have a primary?"
This person who badly lost an election is actually extremely electable, and other insights that will make you 250K a year
this is the literacy crisis, what the hell kinds of puns are they teaching our children
Dude what the fuck is Moby Dick even about everytime I see a quote from the quote bot it's genuinely Ishmael saying some bullshit like "I grabbed firmly onto his dick and slapped his buttocks so that he let out a ferocious roar like that of the whale'
Second most money spent on a primary campaign of any kind and it looks like she’s going to lose by 30 at this rate
Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
I'm aware of the irony of spending large sums of money to do this, so don't bother pointing that out
A sign is flying overhead at Wrigley Field. Looks like it’s supposed to say: “The Dodgers ruined baseball.”
How many people have to see this and decide to not go to your restaurant to make this a money loser? Four?
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
I'm mad online. Don't let anyone know that I am mad but I am extremely mad online
Because Republicans would raise a stink about it instead of hiding and talking about affordability
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
I will rip on the WWE constantly, but I have to give them some credit for making people talk about a Nick Aldis match for the first time in history
When I restarted playing Magic I didn't think the dumb gimmick sets would actually outnumber the real ones
Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop
"You're not going to let a bunch of dykes keep me from my dream of running the racist construction worker party, are you?"
Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass
it’s amazing that there are ostensibly famous British people i never know about until they die and are remembered as a pedophile