If someone puts me in a group chat with 100 people I will show up at their home with a sledgehammer and demolish their knees
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Who turned the Stove off? I need more trades. I hunger for more
I have fixed the Phillies defense with this lineup. C. Kyle Schwarber 1B: Trea Turner 2B: Luis Arraez SS: Brandon Marsh 3B: Still Alec Bohm somehow LF: Bryce Harper CF: Crawford RF: Bryson Stott DH: JT Realmuto Thank you
Luis Arraez is going to get on base so much simply to be out on a GIDP the next batter
Anyone who suggest Turner in the outfield as a result of this trade knows negative ball and opinions should not be respected
The only way i'll be happy about this Arraez trade is if it includes sending Bohm into hell
I am going to light myself on fire in front of Dave Dombrowski
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
I don't like flying to begin with, and if someone is proselytizing while I'm trying not to have a panic attack on the plane, I would probably lose it
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Here is my take on The Odyssey discourse eating a bunch of stupid people alive today. Both Emily Wilson and Christopher Nolan made the story accessible for your neighborhood oafs like me and for that they both should be appreciated
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Philadelphia 76ers@sixersnba.bsky.social · last wk.👑
I will be sitting on my front porch drinking 3-4 beers and just going "LeBron James" to every person that walks past tonight
The Sixers got LeBron. Danny Briere, It's time to get Connor McDavid
Thoroughbred Philadelphia Sports sickos and LeBronsexuals joining forces is an apocalyptic level event
Happy Alp d'Huez part 1 day of Le Tour. May Paul Seixas ride fucking crazy style and make the final climb interesting
I'm throwing a baguette way further. The structural integrity of a baguette can hold up when I absolutely launch that mfer. A naan would disintegrate when i huck it like a frisbee
Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally, someone asking the important questions
in my dreams some day the Phillies will wear this one. possibly while playing the Blue Jays
I think the most insane dude I see around the city is the guy selling street art that's screaming at and trying to fight everyone he sees. I can't imagine that's a successful business plan