phylan

@phylan.website

i think about politically homeless people the same way politically homeless people think about regular homeless people

daughters soccer team conceded a goal where the scorer was WILDLY offside and I protested but it was all "we dont have that rule, they're 6 years old" and "we're calling the police"

can't believe I hastily photoshopped the avatar used on a post that was subtly referenced by two jeopardy categories. mama I made it