it's normal to freak out a little after hitting Garfield with your car but try to remember: a lot of what you're seeing there is just lasagna
I was sheriff of Blexas when I was 25 years old. There was this boy I sent to the electric chair at Huntsville Hill here a while back. My arrest, my testimony. He'd left the pronouns outta his email signature. Papers said it was a crime of passion but he told me there wasn't any passion to it.
[internal monologue] oh she loves the jacket. hell yeah
skáld@danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 11h agolol
i don’t give a fuck what these crusty old pissbaby freaks think! they’re scared of their own shadows and dumb as fuck goodbye!
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 17h agoIn deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
gobbler on sesame with slow roasted turkey, cooper sharp, gravy, homemade stuffing from a local bakery, and cranberry aioli
phylan@phylan.website · 13h agomay have just had one of the best sandwiches of my life
I love this panel of the 737-900 safety pamphlet, which demonstrates proper procedure for how survivors should pledge fealty to ~T h e B u o y a n t C h i l d~
the cybertruck is getting canned, post a vehicle that women actually like
[in the booth voting straight dem] raw egg nationalist has left me no choice
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · yesterdayOver on X, MAGA influencers have started making long lists of prominent people who supposedly betrayed the movement and are responsible for what happened on Tuesday. Seems like a sign of a totally healthy and normal movement.
lol putting this back in the spotlight for a book drop
The Cricketer@thecricketer.com · yesterday"It was all of us. Not the batters, not the bowlers, not the staff. All of us."
Ricky Gervais being caught searching his own name, and accidentally dropping himself in it, is the perfect start to the weekend.
Realizing this is the look Michael Tracy is going for
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3d agoLONDON (AP) — London jury convicts Russell Brand of rape and sexual assault.
thank you for all your suggestions but currently in the lead is THE KILLING (1956)
phylan@phylan.website · yesterdayI would like to watch a Film tonight. what Film shall I watch
we're gonna put your boss in a little sailor suit and catapult him into the ocean
ok, modern day traveling wilburys lineup based on their ages when vol. 1 released: tom petty, 38 = kacey musgraves jeff lynne, 40 = carly rae jepsen george harrison, 45 = josh groban bob dylan, 47 = adam levine roy orbison, 52 = uncle kracker
there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cybertruck and when he drives by i give him a thumbs up and when he makes eye contact i turn my thumb down. but i’ve done this enough times that now when he sees me he just starts yelling