Mark E. Poasts
@lolphillies.bsky.social
Formerly Lou Reed Blankenship
doing the Ludovico Technique on nerds who say they can’t stand sex in movies but just making them watch the scenes of spaceships docking in their favorite sci-fi films until they start screaming
As well as Stott is hitting I’d almost rather he swing away there
The Phillies are embarrassing themselves in front of the hoes* *Carlos Ruiz
It wound up no harm done but why the hell wouldn’t you challenge that close pitch when the challenges reset in the 10th inning?
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
Odysseus speaking reflectively on the coming end of their Bronze Age
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Kÿle@kbeatt.com · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
I could have watched a whole Star Wars movie with Harrison Ford and John Boyega doing missions/jobs, their chemistry was incredible, probably the best thing about the sequels
I cannot sanction Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade because it turns Marcus Brody into comic relief. In Raiders he was cool as hell
Wow it’s almost like playing guys out of position isn’t a great idea
Seems like they’re hitting a lot of balls hard just right at people
It’s really disappointing because Nola was a genuinely very good pitcher for a long time, he deserves acclaim for what he did, now he’s just so… blech
The ovation for Nola’s 2,000th strikeout will be funny
I like to think I have a pretty fair view of Mamdani because I don’t particularly like him (I’ve heard things!) but the whole “he shouldn’t attend 9/11 ceremonies” is some of the dumbest most racist shit I’ve ever heard