Colleen Hoelscher

@choelsch.bsky.social

Special Collections Librarian at Trinity University. Mom, baker, cheese enthusiast. she/her.

Not how to articulate this, but I suspect it would be easier to convince people not to use genAI for things that don’t need it for by addressing underlying problems: wage stagnation, economic pressures from shareholders, competitive productivity via metrics — capitalism, by addressing capitalism.

University administrators two years ago: we can’t allow social justice movements to change the university as we know it University administrators today: in order to accommodate the new probabilistic bullshit generator no one likes we must change everything about the university

Couldn’t stop laughing at husband’s all-time Spotify top song (God Bless the USA, thanks to a kid practicing for a pre-k concert). Karma got me back—mine is “Rocking on Top of the World” from the Polar Express. Being a parent who cares too much about data is rough some times.

This week I ordered the wrong rare book for a class, and loaded a reel of microfilm upside down and had to reroll the entire thing by hand (while helping a student). We weren't meant to try to go on living our lives with this much impending doom.

Apparently this is becoming a necessary weekly PSA. If you don’t want to read, write, and think, that’s fine. But then you have no business being a scholar. Especially if you’re TT/tenured, and especially in the humanities, if you can’t be bothered to do these things, you need to get out now.

A more interesting question to me: what is the weirdest field trip your school ever took you on? In middle school, we toured the recently decommissioned Connecticut Yankee Nuclear Power Plant. Like walked through the whole structure maybe a year after they turned it off? Lots of Alex Mack jokes.

The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙