Chris No Not That Chris
@chrismacandcheese.bsky.social
Recovering gifted and talented kid | Everything I know is non-monetizable | In the corn part of Illinois | слава Україні 🇺🇦
Would I love Medicare for all and a $20 minimum wage? Of course! But I also don't want a Democratic party that is telling us the only thing they can reasonably deliver is managed decline.
New in PN: Moderate Democrats have a choice to make "They can spend the next three months reinforcing Republican messaging about their party & making it less likely Dems take power. Or they can put the 'battle for the soul of the party' off for a while and do what they can to help their party win."
Sign guy during his 2nd week on the job too afraid to ask the boss what kerning means.
somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/
America is hopelessly unprepared for the 4th wave of Ska.
If you struggle with ADHD like me, paint something. Anything. It's cheap therapy because your wandering mind sees instant results.
Put that rum down. Rum’s for harpooners only. Ye think I’m fuckin’ with ye. I am NOT fuckin’ with ye.
"First prize is this here gold ounce. Want to see second prize? (He pulls up his pant leg, revealing his stump.) Second prize is he eats yer fucking leg. Third prize is you drown."
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
⚡️ Poland confirms Russian Kh-101 missile fell in Lublin region during mass attack on Ukraine. "It was a provocation, an intention, an alliance test. In this case, the next weeks will probably give us more answers," Polish Deputy Defense Minister Cezary Tomczyk said.
Poland confirms Russian Kh-101 missile fell in Lublin region during mass attack on Ukraine
"It was a provocation, an intention, an alliance test. In this case, the next weeks will probably give us more answers," Polish Deputy Defense Minister Cezary Tomczyk said.
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I don't know if the AI economy will even last this long. But I'm thinking about the people who threw out their DVDs because they have streaming only to find out you don't own streaming media.
I'm too old to have experienced it but old enough to remember the shitshow of "No child left behind" and schools forcing teachers to teach only what would be on the govt standardized tests lest the school have funding pulled. You get efficiency, sure, but that isn't the point of education.
The point isn't to produce essays, it's to teach students how to think for fuck's sake. The minute you automate that, it's over. You might as well close the course. Which they're also doing. This is an attack on learning, and everyone is just shrugging.
God bless our haggard and barely conscious octogenarian emperor.
Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here at Lindsey Graham's funeral to celebrate and reflect on the life and accomplishments of a truly great man: President Donald J. Trump.
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
As we build a big tent that is tight on values & flexible on how those values show up as policies, I love taking a deeper dive into some of our @runforsomething.net candidates running in deep red areas... a few examples:
Kids today want to waste time in the soda shop instead of working in the mines.
Becoming a full on pharma libertarian because I don't want to make one phone call to transfer a prescription.
The DNC is $2M in debt and has put HQ up as collateral. All while disastrous Ken Martin is assaulting staffers? This would not have happened with DNC Chair Ben Wikler. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Broke Democrats look to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in midterm elections
Just when they seemed poised to take back the House, Democrats are in the red on cash and facing an internal ideological fight, all with less than 100 days until November’s midterm elections, Eric Gar...
independent.co.uk
"Rather than take a yearlong sabbatical in Tuscany to write the next great novel, you call in sick two days in a row, hoping that’s enough time to get a few thousand words written. Instead, you end up writing a lengthy Instagram post on millennial malaise. It gets four likes."
Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials
“Rather than leaving your spouse for a younger version, you find an older, more financially stable one with excellent health insurance. At the dinner parties...
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I am proud to announce that I don't clock out to poop at work.
Discovering new levels of LinkedIness