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There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't. Kentucky. #THFC #Birdgang #BBN
Hello in There Souvenirs Mexican Home Saddle in the Rain Fish and Whistle Down by the Side of the Road Storm Windows Unwed Fathers Speed of the Sound of Loneliness Picture Show Lake Marie Crazy as a Loon When I Get to Heaven
stim possible@jessespector.com · 3d agohere’s a little game… pick a band/artist, and name your top however many songs you can do, limited to one per album
That's the last time I fly Pharisee Airlines
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Neti pot but it’s the top vent of a Kamado smoker
Something Wicked Pissah This Way Comes
Mr Dr Bae@dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: The Color Purple Drank
Assuming McConnell is dead (🤞🏼) there’s a delicious irony in him not being able to die with dignity since his dead body is being used as a political pawn. There’s also every chance that this is exactly how he wanted to go out.
Charles Haden Sewage@chrisminton.bsky.social · 2w agoIf it’s not brought to light by August 3, it stays vacant until the new term. Although there’s a growing school of thought that this is a better outcome since any special election would likely put another Republican in place, and this way they’d lose a vote
People who turn your wipers on full even though it’s only sprinkling, what the hell is wrong with you?
Herald Milk is a journeyman reliever with good control but not much of a fastball
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
One good thing about this is I don’t have to see Declan Rice happy again
Massive gamble by the manager to put him up against the greatest player that ever lived. But, he’s their captain, so I guess Scaloni has got to pick him.
Pop Goes The Weasel 3rd Bass
ALT: Pop Goes The Weasel 3rd Bass
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoGREG KELLY: Do you think we know the whole story about Lindsey Graham's death? TRUMP: Well, I *think* we do. We have great doctors and they talked about a certain part of his body literally blew up.
“Verify your age” I bought a pack of cigarettes from a cigarette vending machine
PolkPanther@polkpanther.bsky.social · 3w ago"Verify your age" I know which way the antenna has to point to get good reception on channel 29
Typical Reds incompetence. Drafting a quarterback even though there’s not a QB position in baseball
Lexington Herald-Leader@kentucky.com · 3w agoThe Cincinnati Reds picked Kentucky quarterback signee Matt Ponatoski in the 18th round of the 2026 MLB draft, adding more doubt to his college future.
The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham
“The Queen & The Old Turtle” sounds like a Hans Christian Andersen story
America The Beautiful should be our anthem and I will die on this hill.
Jack Tindale@jacktindale.bsky.social · last mo.The main problem with The Star Spangled Banner is that it’s both a dirge and also very hard to sing. For however dull God Save The King is, it’s a very simple tune and hard to actually mess up. In contrast TSSB has mid-stanza octave shifts and even trained singers struggle with them.
Cristiano trying a bicycle kick, he should try a penny-farthing kick at his age
In fairness, a 6-foot gash is why we're in this mess to begin with
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Trump: "They ripped a scar 350 feet long through the side of the reflecting pool"
U.S. versus Türkiye the rare occasion where the States is *opposing* an authoritarian government.
I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.
If I don’t smash this goddamn Kamado with a hammer, it’ll be an accomplishment
