I miss the 2010s blog era. Some guy would spend 200 hours re-watching and tallying every point awarded on Whose Line for a 4-paragraph post and 350 likes on Twitter.
people on here will post anything. "charlie brown had class consciousness." no he didn't. that isn't true.
Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago
my favorite part of the Odyssey is when John Odyssey turns to the camera and says "this must be some kind of...Bronze Age Collapse"
cool idea I just had: what if there was a Criterion Closet but for books
a fun fact is that the creator of the labradoodle breed considers the dogs to be evil
Imagine hitting THIS pitch to win the game 😮
MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2w agoIldemaro Vargas walks it off for the @Dbacks!
b-b-but I was told if I simply carried the scorpion across the river, it wouldn’t sting me 😭😭😭
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 4w ago"The appearance of federal law enforcement agents on the doorstep of news reporters should shock the conscience of any American who believes in the Constitution and the press freedom it protects." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/b...
Upon hearing the news, Collins expressed concern but said she would still be voting to confirm Platner to the Supreme Court
VoteHub@votehub.com · 4w ago🚨 BREAKING — Maine Democratic Senate nominee Graham Platner announces he is “suspending campaign operations.”
You fool, don't you realize that actually some white supremacists hate Donald Trump? Don't you feel stupid now, you fucking simp?
Jeff Tischauser@jtischauser.bsky.social · last mo.This is funny b/c the neo-Nazis in Patriot Front hate Donald Trump. At best PF sees Trump as useful for pushing white nationalist rhetoric into the center of US politics. At worst, PF sees Trump/MAGA as controlled by Israel. Some PF guys like Avery Ruiz openly talk about harming Trump supporters.
sure, health outcomes are worse, we’re drowning in debt, and the planet is burning up, BUT this truly is a golden age of novelty movie theater popcorn buckets
the main theme of this presidency has been an obsession with bodies of water. from the first act in office (renaming it the Gulf of America) to the Strait or Hormuz to the reflecting pool. I predict Trump starts a beef with Hurricane Harbor next.
when I was a child a lot of people told me “you should be a lawyer” and now that I’m an adult (and a lawyer) I have realized that‘s something you say to kids who are annoying.
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW—ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE—GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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@shOrtshine.bsky.social
Nardwuar: April 19, 2044!
Me: Uhh, I'm not sure...
Nardwuar: The date when you will....
Me:.......
Nardwuar:
Me: The date when I will what?
Nardwuar:
Me [tearing up]: The date when I will what, Nardwuar?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4xpmcoftij275cpykncaqne6/bafkreicrf6f5mhsoulqfud37bux5rdgeocqvznrz7pmghtpxpc7hsdpnyy)
Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game
SamVeal.mp4@samvealyall.bsky.social · 2mo agoMariska also doing eight performances a week currently, she’s currently in midseason form
hell ya let's awaken some Kaiju
Lyndsey Layton@lyndseylayton.bsky.social · 2mo agoNEW: The Trump administration is poised to do what no other nation has: permit industrial mining of the ocean floor. Here's how that would work, from @harrystevens.bsky.social @sachimulkey.bsky.social and junho lee www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'
sadvil 😎@sadvil.bsky.social · 2mo agoBad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in "TOY STORY 5'
