Ch’rris, Son of Yawgmoth

@chrispking.bsky.social

My 4yo: “And den Ghost-Spider calls Skye from PAW Patrol to be a helper for the Lightfury!” A sophisticated online persona: “The Fortnite-ification of playtime. Play slop.”

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?