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NEW: Democrat Eileen Laubacher has netted 269 votes from a batch of 1484 ballots from Larimer and Arapahoe counties today. It’s difficult to see a path to #CO4 victory for GOP Rep Lauren Boebert. She trails by 3338 votes, or 0.88%, which is 3.5X the recount margin.

Crazed sociopath Stephen Miller was just elevated to the position of White House Chief of Staff replacing Susie Miles. Thus Donald J. Trump just signaled to America - and the Democrats - that it's game on. It's war. Gonna be a long two years people.

Scott Colom’s lead over Cindy Hyde-Smith has increased from just 65 votes to 1,138 votes, with approximately 96% of the vote counted. But, thousands of ballots remain outstanding. If he wins in Mississippi, this ad might go down as one of the best in political history.

Sure, Trump can veto, but this is a mandate. Let this sink in: With a House majority this large, Democrats wouldn’t need a SINGLE Republican vote to pass legislation in the House. Not one!

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DNC Black Caucus Chair: “MI Democrats are proud to stand behind Abdul El-Sayed as our nominee for U.S. Senate and in two days we will elect him to serve us in Washington. We are dismayed that Haley Stevens has revealed herself to be a sellout who used Black Michiganders for a political stunt.”

A statement from DNC Black Caucus Chair Virgie Rollins: “Michigan Democrats are proud to stand behind Abdul El-Sayed as our nominee for U.S. Senate and in two days we will elect him to serve us in Washington. 

We are dismayed that Haley Stevens has revealed herself to be a sellout who used Black Michiganders for a political stunt. Congresswoman Stevens has lost her way, and Michiganders know that Mike Rogers is a shill for Trump and has failed Michigan. We are ready to elect Abdul on Tuesday.”

Please excuse legacy media. They have been too preoccupied with the similarity of two names on an Alaska ballot to report that former Miss Switzerland Beatrice Keul alleges that Donald Trump brutally raped her in a suite at New York's Plaza Hotel in November of 1993.

Donald Trump cancelling campaign events in the Heartland, the weekend prior to the election means one of two things or both. He's actually hurting the campaigns or the races are already lost and the attendance at the events would have been embarrassing. That's very good news for Team Blue.

Scoop: Fox News will finish October with its worst ratings in years, an ominous sign for Republicans ahead of the midterms. Compared to last October, Fox News is DOWN 27% in total viewers and 32% in the 25-54 demo. MS NOW and CNN are up. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/fox-news-r...

Fox’s Trump Fatigue

With Donald Trump's approval ratings hovering near record lows, stunning new Nielsen data obtained by Status reveals a dramatic decline in Fox News viewership—an ominous sign for Republicans just days...

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A politically-independent Black scholar and a renowned conservative college professor put aside their ideological differences and discuss the bleak job prospects available in the Trump White House.

Two well-educated Black gentlemen drink draft beer in a Georgetown bar, and discuss the prospects of employment in a different White House after the 2028 election.