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"Small government, states' rights!" I yell during my fourth hour on the john after eating lunch at Snappy Salads.
Not for nothing, he's looking especially haggard today. Much less orange, hair is a disaster, eye bags look like he was in a fight.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Q: Will you sign that housing bill? TRUMP: It hasn't been sent to me yet. It's coming I understand, and then I'll make the determination. Big deal. It's a yawn.
Workshopping insults…the juice is gone…just completely juiceless
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump on Truth Social: "Many people don’t know, or assume, that DUMB ends in 'b'"
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social · 2mo agoName a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
“I for one think there are far too many flags in this Flag Day parade I am at.”
kottke.org@kottke.org · 2mo agoActual quote by a guy on our local online message board, arguing that the t-shirt & slogan for the town’s annual 4th of July parade was too woke & anti-Trump: "I for one do not want to see a 4th of July parade celebrating revolutionary resistance."
They should really be focused on scoring more runs
The Dallas Morning News@dallasnews.com · 3mo agoAuthorities said there is no danger to the public.
Trump act normal towards kids challenge: Impossible
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoTrump to a kid who says he wants to be a weightlifter: "You'll never compete against women in powerlifting. Did you see they had a man powerlifter and he decided to go the opposite direction? Do you think you can take me in a fight?"
They should never have brought back any of the OT characters or their offspring in 7-9
Local Observer 🇮🇶🇵🇸🍉@observer46664.bsky.social · 3mo agoENGAGEMENT BAIT! What is your MOST CONTROVERSIAL Star Wars opinion? And I don't want embarrassingly lukewarm takes like "Jabba The Hutt was actually a good employer". I need opinions that could land you in jail. GO!
I hate The Great Gatsby. I know it’s the point but they are all just the absolute worst people.
allison 🐝🧜♀️🎶 #bb28@jurymgmt.bsky.social · 3mo agowait great idea. real haters only: what was everyone’s LEAST favorite book you read for school. mine was fuck ass great expectations. F YOU PIP I HATE YOU
Yea = yes, when voting Yeah = yes, when agreeing/confirming Yay = yes, this ROCKS!
Txnewsprincess@txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt's hand-me-downs, not hammy downs. It's wrought iron, not rod iron or rot iron. It's aw if you think something's cute, and you're in awe if you are amazed it's so cute.
I would open a bar/recording studio. Behind the bar would be a one way mirror so patrons could watch the bands record. And bands could pipe the tunes into the bar and get real time feedback.
Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · 3mo agoTake a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
When you’re definitely winning the argument with a bad take…
My wife knows I would probably leave her for the Tuuuuuuucch
Brooke Foster@lonesometoast.bsky.social · 5mo agocrying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, please analyze how good this is.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 6mo agoChild at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
When you stayed up all night playing Metal Gear Solid 2 and now you’re hanging on for dear life during first period Econ…
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo agoTrump's face droops as he struggles to stay awake during another on-camera event
The plot of Home Alone 2 is based on the premise that Kevin gets bullied at a school performance while a room full of adults laughs at his expense and he’s the one who gets in the most trouble. I get more annoyed by this every year
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times Jason Isbell The Avett Brothers Nine Inch Nails St. Lucia The Paper Kites
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8mo agoIntroduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times R.E.M. OutKast Radiohead Beastie Boys The Roots
