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clusterfuck. 26, any. audhd. minors dnf pls. sometimes RTs tagged nsfw

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Ponzu@citrinout.bsky.social · 2h ago

saw some thing on tv about tampongate (when then-prince charles cheated on diana with camilla and a phone call of theirs got wiretapped) and jesus christ these people are probably worse at flirting than me i feel so flaccid reading ts

Charles: Oh. God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! Camilla: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, You're going to come back as a pair of knickers. Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! Camilla: You are a complete idiot. Oh, what a wonderful idea. Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down. Camilla: Oh, Darling! Charles: Until the next one comes through. Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box. Charles: What sort of box? Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.
Ponzu@citrinout.bsky.social · 3h ago

who cucked the mogs out who who who who who who cucked the mogs out who who who who who who cucked the mogs out who who who who who who cucked the mogs out

The Moldy (Crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️)@crackpotwizard.bsky.social · 20h ago

I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 2mo ago

NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *low register* In a world ruled by dragon blood, a hero must rise and slay Wyverniax… NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *next slide, in high register* Return to Stinktown with your buddies as you wield the new Megaplunger! But watch out…something reeks!!

Ponzu@citrinout.bsky.social · yesterday

ponzu p as in ponzu o as in oh my fucking god it's ponzu n as in nyaaaa owo look its ponzu!! z as in zebras love ponzu u as in u are down with ponzu, that means i'm down with u

Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 2d ago

The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.

(3) COVERED PLATFORM.— The term "covered platform" - (A) means an entity - (i) that is an interactive computer service; (ii) that- (I) is engaged in interstate or foreign commerce; or (Il) purposefully avails itself of the United States market or a portion thereof; and (iïi) for which it is in the regular course of the trade or business of the entity to create, host, or make available content that meets the definition of harmful to minors under paragraph (4) and that is provided by the entity, a user, or other intration conten provider, with
Jason@envinyon.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don't say this often enough just cuz I only dabble occasionally but I think if you buy children's toys and/or card games for speculative capital, I think you should be fed into a wood chipper