Bond should die at the end of every Bond movie
clam boat to the underworld
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Cléo! from 5 to 7 not a bot, just a robotic clam
finally back down to two wolves inside me, what a crazy visit that was
we're all just sitting around scrolling until the gerontocracy dies off
Hey Flash Gordon how about you make a rocket that doesn’t blow up before we talk about “Moon Factories”
the rest of my life is in the shitter but my cast iron pans are perfect
we're all just sitting around scrolling until the gerontocracy dies off
once again mystified by my own choices
clam boat to the underworld@clambot.bsky.social · last wk.the fuck am i wearing pants
me [driving, musing to myself as i enter the rotary]: now where am i going to get 20 ribeyes for 39 dollars
the problem with quinoa salad is all the fucking quinoa in it
everyone that met Bruce Wayne would have recognized Batman's teeth
if i had as much money as Bruce Wayne i wouldn't become batman or whatever, but i would conceal my various luxurious lairs beneath dry docks and under shipping containers and so forth
bet they could impeach and remove him all in one day, people would be tuning him out by the end of the week
Friend, who chose The Amulet of Great Wealth: Haven't seen you since The Choosing, how's life? Me, who chose The Amulet of Creativity: I'm great man yeah all good super good
the quinoa salad i brought from home watching me eat this donut
a sharply-dressed Bilbo Baggins on The Dick Cavett show circa 1971 smoking cigarettes and bringing Cavett and the audience to absolute tears with his devastating wit
eating a lot of fruit is so important to having to poop twice at work
getting these trousers custom-tailored to accommodate all the Arby's down there
of course i'd like the satisfaction of some project well-completed but today i'll settle for the relief of realizing i hadnt fucked up something i thought i had
i'm neither doomer nor gloomer but it feels like things are bad out there and are gonna get a lot worse before they get better
I'm grappling with some tough stuff. Carbon steel hook, kernmantle rope. I can see my house from here. My whole sad little life.
vance could just hip check him down a flight of stairs
Paula Deen [clearly under duress]: hi i'm celebrity chef Paula Deen and welcome to another episode of "What's in the Trunk with Bobby Kennedy Jr."
wrapping up another day at work by standing so suddenly the chair rolls into the file cabinet and saying "FUCK THIS SHIT"
Paula Deen [clearly under duress]: hi i'm celebrity chef Paula Deen and welcome to another episode of "What's in the Trunk with Bobby Kennedy Jr."