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shmurg

@clarceitsclarce.bsky.social

my name’s ed and i draw pretty pictures 20’s / he/him https://ko-fi.com/clarceitsclarce/shop https://clarceitsclarce.neocities.org/

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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · last mo.

The idea that my restaurant venture “Four Seasonings” was doomed because Four Seasons would get litigious is so idiotic. The idea was doomed because we picked paprika and smoked paprika as two of the seasonings and forgot salt.

chess!!@videochess.world · 3mo ago

there was newly discovered a type of fun called ball fun which was a fun you could try by trying out using a ball to have fun and playing with a round ball.

horse c.@horseonvhs.com · 5mo ago

sorry man can’t go to the bar tonight, gotta pick up my little ponies for the weekend. yeah me and the ex wife talked it out and figured it’d be better for them to stay with her during the week since she has the castle playset

shmurg@clarceitsclarce.bsky.social · 7mo ago

actually you know what yeah. it’s unfinished comics day. i do NOT want my work to go unseen and rot in my files. here’s two pages of a comic i’ve been trying to finish for THREE YEARS

Title text reads: “Clarce and Scaredy in: GINGERBEAST” Panel 1: Scaredy Crow is carefully piping some icing decal onto a gingerbread house roof. Clarce sits beside her, holding an instructional pamphlet (reads: INSTRUKSHUNS). Both have been dressed in various holiday attire. Clarce: “Hey, did we remember to add the back windows? To be honest I probably ate them before we could…” Panel 2: We see a glimpse of the gingerbread house slowly cracking open, with a small tongue beginning to emerge. SFX: “KRK KRAKK” Clarce is still looking down at his pamplet. He assumes the cracking noises are his stomach rumbling. Clarce: “Sorry, I didn’t have lu…” Panel 3: Clarce finally looks up in shock. Clarce: “…uuuuuUUUHHHHH” Panel 4: An open panel showcasing the GINGERBEAST: the gingerbread house has tripled in size, lunging towards the two with a roar. They look on in horror. Clarce: “HOLY $#1%!”Panel 1: Clarce smacks the ginger beast to smithereens, in a way cats usually do when they see items on table ripe for knocking over. SFX: “BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM” Panel 2: Scaredy and Clarce are looking down at the mess of crumbs. Panel 3: Same panel, but the two are looking up at each other. Clarce: “…is it dead-“ Panel 4: To Scaredy’s delight and Clarce’s confusion, a small gingerbread man joyfully pops out from the debris. GingerBaker: “HELLO BRAVE HEROES!” Panel 5: The GingerBaker points to the rubble with a smile. GB: “Oh THANK you for vanquishing that HORRID BEAST!” Panel 6: GB: “My BEAUTIFUL and LOVING wife and I have been trapped in there for years!” Text at top reads like an advertisement: “WIFE tm $19.99; Now with 100% more wife juice! LESS preservatives (we think)”
shmurg@clarceitsclarce.bsky.social · 7mo ago

redraw wip from back in july of scaredy and clarce! i have been drawing quite a bit but it’s all wips at the moment, so i hand you this for now. i’d like to draw these two more this year

redraw/drawover of my two original characters, Scaredy Crow and Clarce. they are chiikawafied in the corner as wellthe original version of the aforementioned redraw