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Brian Carroll

@classicbri.bsky.social

Filmmaker, cartoonist, and art director. Now showing: ART CETERA (M/W/F+Bonus Sunday) TWO PARTY OPERA (Sporadic)

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2d ago

Anonymous Editorial #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Thomas Jefferson and John Adams
Panel 1: Adams says "I'm writing a new anonymous editorial."
Panel 2: Adams says "It's taking forever. I've been working on it all week."
Panel 3: Jefferson asks "How far have you gotten?" Adams says "I've come up with a witty pen name to publish it under."

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 5d ago

For Sale. Baby shoes. Never

CNBC Make It@cnbcmakeit.cnbc.com · 5d ago

Use this 5-word phrase to quit your job, but leave on good terms

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 5d ago

D.C. Improvement Projects #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring George Washington at the base of the Washington Monument.
Panel 1: Washington says "Ballrooms, triumphal arches, botched reflection pools... I can't stand these Washington D.C. Improvement Projects."
Panel 2: Chester A. Arthur enters. Washington says to him, "This is not what I had in mind when I first outlined my proposal for the Federal City."
Panel 3: The full Washington Monument comes into view, chopped in half with the top balancing horizontally on the broken base, forming a giant "T". Arthur asks "You don't like the new Trump Monument?" Washington says "If it's not fixed, I'll make sure it's a Trump Memorial."

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 5d ago

I suppose I support @humanartistry.bsky.social in general, but I feel very uncomfortable putting my name on their first principle: “Technology has long empowered human expression, and AI will be no different.” Why must I concede that? According to who?

Mack @mackdog.bsky.social · 5d ago

This reached me exactly how and when I needed to see it. Thanks Erika. (You should subscribe to Erika's comics.)

Erika Moen@erikamoen.bsky.social · 6d ago

I still love my exes. You can buy my full 13 page comic for $3 ooooooor spend $5 to join my Comics tier and read ALL of the *hundreds* of pages of autobio comics I've posted over the years. www.patreon.com/ErikaMoen/po...

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 6d ago

My addition to the discourse around The Odyssesy: I haven’t seen it.

Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 7d ago

I think AI might be a scheme by Queen Beryl to drain our energy to power the Negaverse.

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 7d ago

Blocked an account instead of engaging. Proud of myself. Going to celebrate discounted city-run grocery stores (public alternates to private business is always good policy) as a treat to myself.

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last wk.

Battle of the Bulge #webcomic #presidents

Panel 1: Above a jacked-up bodybuilding version of Franklin D. Roosevelt, the text reads: "With the new Department of War policy of screening testosterone levels, it's time for the Battle of the Bulge."
Panel 2: A long panel featuring six former Presidents, all with big ridiculous muscles in various bodybuilding poses. Labels ID them above their heads.
James Monroe "Era of Good Fitness!" he says "Check out my new doctrine."
Martin Van Buren "Not such a little magician anymore!" He says "Put up your Kinderhooks!"
Theodore Roosevelt "A Square Deal and a square jaw" He says "A macho man in the arena!"
Calvin Coolidge "Silent Cal-isthenics!" He says "'Nuff said."
Harry S. Truman "The Bulk Stops Here!" He says "Introducing 'Fat Man' and 'Little Boy.'"
Ronald Reagan "Wow! Now that's some gender-affirming care!" He says "Stop calling it that!"

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · last wk.

Taylor Farms #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Harry S. Truman, Zachary Taylor, and George Washington
Panel 1: Truman enters and says "Zachary Taylor, you wouldn't happen to own Taylor Farms, would you?" Taylor says "Who's asking?!" Washington says "The CDC was founded while Truman was President."
Panel 2: Taylor says "'Communicable Diseases,' 'Disease Control,'—bah! If I see a cyclospora, I'll handle it the old-fashioned way!" Taylor takes out his guns and shoots a cyclospora in the air with a "BANG BANG splat."
Panel 3: Taylor starts drinking some iced milk and eats cherries. He says "Whew! Deregulation builds up an appetite!" Truman says "You may want to slow down on those cherries."

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

Sing a Song of Zachary Taylor #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic featuring Zachary Taylor and George Washington
Panel 1: Taylor comes in with two guns at the ready and says "People forget but I was considered an American hero." Washington says "Yes, the Battle of Buena Vista."
Panel 2: Taylor says "They sung a song about me!" He sings, "Zachary Taylor was a brave old feller, brigadier general, A, number one!"
Panel 3: Taylor keeps singing, "He fought twenty thousand Mexicanoes—four thousand he killed, the rest they 'cut and run!'" Washington says "Catchy."

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 2w ago

These Pixar layoffs are devastating- another blow to the animation industry

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 2w ago

LBJ at the University of Michigan #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/lbj-at...

Three panel comic featuring Lyndon B. Johnson giving a graduation speech at the University of Michigan.
Panel 1: Johnson says "—for in your time we have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society—"
Panel 2: Johnson continues: "—but upward to the Great Society." And voice off-panel screams "YES!!"
Panel 3: Warren G. Harding and Harry Truman are on their phones, Harding says "I had 'Great Society' on my Polymarket with 20-to-1 odds." Truman looks devastated at his results. Johnson, in the background, screams "Stop betting on my speeches!"

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 2w ago

What have they done to my USA Today Crossword app?

Kevin from Pixel Lit @kevin.pixellitpod.com · 3w ago

The thing about AI generated content is that at the end of the day it’s boring. It’s milquetoast content created by folks who will spend no time developing their taste or their craft. It only makes things “easier” in the way that copying someone’s homework makes things easier.

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

Atomic Swing, featuring Obama and Eisenhower #webcomic #presidents www.twopartyopera.com/comic/atomic...

Atomic Swing – Two Party Opera

A comic about presidents and other star-spangled banter.

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Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 3w ago

They should hire me to reboot a legacy comic strip. I’d be very good at that.

Harvey Awards @harveyawards.bsky.social · 3w ago

FYC Good Old-Fashioned Korean Spirit Spooky. Funny. Deeply human. Kim Hyun Sook & Ryan Estrada blend first love, family pressure, and 1980s Korea into something strange and unforgettable. A 2026 Harvey Awards nominee for Best Young Adult Book. @ryanestradadotcom @penguinworkshop Vote by 8/28/26

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 3w ago

One of my trolls is starting to get a bit more personal in his attacks on my work lately. I'm breathing through it.

Brian Carroll @classicbri.bsky.social · 3w ago

After all these years, I've discovered a "deselect all" hotkey in Illustrator?! Game changer.

Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 3w ago

Spoof of Life, featuring Franklin Roosevelt, Woodrow and Edith Wilson. #webcomic #presidents

Three panel comic in a cozy recording studio.
Panel 1: Franklin Roosevelt says "Joining me for tonight's Fireside Chat is Woodrow and Edith Wilson." Edith Wilson says "Thank you for having us."
Panel 2: Franklin Roosevelt says "Woodrow, how are you feeling? I heard you were in the hospital for a fall?" Edith Wilson says "He's glad to be free of that place, and definitely not dead. As he's fond of saying, "liberty is its own reward."
Panel 3: Franklin Roosevelt says "I also couldn't help but notice that he's made of cardboard." Woodrow Wilson tips slightly forward as a flat display with a newspaper stapled to his chest. Edith Wilson says "He's perfectly healthy! Look how he holds today's newspaper!"

Mookie at DragonCon @mookiebean.bsky.social · 3w ago

In today’s new page of THE LEGACY OF DOMINIC DEEGAN Nodrick thinks it’s ridiculous that a stonemason has been commissioned to work with wood… or does he? www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/july-1... Patrons have access to this entire story, plus years of exclusive art & comics! www.patreon.com/mookiebean

A cropped preview image for today’s new page of The Legacy of Dominic Deegan!

Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 3w ago

all these old farts are terrified because they think this is a jump from silent to sound or horses to cars and they don't want to get left behind when it's like pet rocks being touted as a replacement for dogs and also the rocks are uranium