Texas going blue AND Mississippi having like a 28 vote difference with 97% reporting right now is wild. I know it'll probably be a recount for the second, but I'm so anxious I can't sleep and I have work tomorrow.

Californians, don’t deny yourselves the intimate pleasure of voting yes on Prop 40 to tax billionaires. Then go ahead and treat yourself a couple more times by voting against the treacherous Prop 41 and Prop 42.

Sean Thomason@seanthomason.bsky.social · last mo.

Not to be horny on main, but filling in the little bubble to vote YES on a billionaire tax in California gave me a special little thrill.

I think a man (a friend from work but a man nonetheless) tried to flirt with me today? We're at a party, talking and he goes "no I have to keep it hr appropriate give me a minute," went to get another drink, and came back more subdued. He later asked if I would take care of him?? He was drunk though

Whoever decided you need to take a coding class to get your MLIS, I hope your pillow is always uncomfortably warm.

Pengu's Tired Monday Work

Alt: Pengu's Tired Monday Work A blue and white penguine slamming its head on a desk with a computer monitor, keyboard, and coffee mug on it.

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Using my empty flattened nurtec box as a bookmark

Grav3yardgirl: It's Good To Recycle!

ALT: Grav3yardgirl: It's Good To Recycle!

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Me trying to make sense of admins logic

Betty White as Rose Nylund: Math Confusion

ALT: Betty White as Rose Nylund: Math Confusion

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Ms. Rachel: “I will match Macklemore's donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza. Over 20,000 precious Palestinian children have been killed and children continue to be killed every day.”

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

Guess who just got told their position which has been full time for 4 years is going to get it's hours reduced. It's one week before we go back to work and they haven't sent out the employment agreements which means nobody else knows and I'm not allowed to tell them because I shouldn't even know.

This Is Fine Dog Meme - Everything's Fine

Alt: This Is Fine Dog Meme - cartoon dog sitting at a table saying "this is fine" while the room burns and fills with smoke

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This humidity is going to be the death of me. I know it's worse in other places but the fact that it's July and going to stay consistently over 35% and even getting up to the 50s makes me not want to go outside until October. I know August and September are going to be worse. I miss dry summers.

I hate Google messages with every fiber of my being. Its ugly and it took away the background I had. I want samsung messages back and it's literally only been 1 hour.

Cardiologist won't let me leave because my blood pressure is "too low". Ma'am I have therapy in 3 minutes please let me go.

The problem is I don't understand/am not interested in football unless the commentary is in Spanish. I'm going to a watch party in ktown tomorrow for the korea mexico game and if the commentary is in English I fear I will fall asleep.

The first set of students I started working with as freshmen graduated yesterday and I'm so proud but I cried so much it's not even funny. This was me the whole time during the graduation and taking pictures afterward.

Sad Cartoon Character Crying

ALT: Sad Cartoon Character Crying

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This is completely deranged: Iran is required to play games in the US but ISN’T ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE COUNTRY OVERNIGHT. They will instead have to fly back to Mexico. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you've seen live Wanna One Del Water Gap BTS Jay Park Niall Horan Lngshot P1harmony Kai The Jonas Brothers Does a live orchestra for a ballet performance count?

Musyc@musyc.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you've seen live Black Sabbath Rob Zombie Slayer Slipknot (Ozzfest for all the above) Joan Jett Poison X3 Cinderella Slaughter Ratt (all variously touring with Poison) annnnd Weird Al 🤣

I parked my car for 5 minutes outside my sister's work and it got a light dusting of ash. The air is making my head hurt.

I think this might be the first wild fire of the year for Simi Valley and there were two in Antelope Valley over the weekend. Neither is part of LA county but the Simi one is close enough to the valley that I'm worried.

I'm not supposed to eat cake, fruits, or nuts and here I am eating a banana nut cake with pineapple filling. I'm going to be bloated, my blood sugar is going to spike, and I'm going to have an allergic reaction. 3 guesses which is causing what. I'm sure everything will be fine.

Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine

Alt: Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine

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I fear I am significantly more lactose intolerant than I was even just a year ago

Good news is I got to tell the doctor "I told you so." Bad news is I had to tell the doctor "I told you so."

I finished it in one sitting. I could not put it down and I'm so emotional I can't form full thoughts. Just know it was perfect and beautiful and heartbreaking. I don't think I'll ever recover.

ashley michelle@classyashley.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I think I'm reaching peak happiness reading Sight Unseen. I don't know that anything will ever make my life as good as it is right now.

I think I'm reaching peak happiness reading Sight Unseen. I don't know that anything will ever make my life as good as it is right now.

The post office is a service. It doesn’t lose money. 9 billion is the cost for operating a vital and necessary service for the American people. It isn’t “running out of money”. The government is refusing to pay for it.

CBS News@cbsnews.com · 7mo ago

The U.S. Postal Service, which lost $9 billion in 2025, recently warned that it could run out of money within 12 months.

We are LAUSD parents and have told our kid she might have to stay home so the people who teach and take care of her at school can get paid and she's on board. My kid has had a fantastic experience with LAUSD and loves going there every day because of the hard working people who make it happen

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

I wrote out something long and complicated about HP and the cursed tv show and then didn’t post it but in case anyone doesn’t know where I stand by now, the thesis is basically this:

Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a house with abc written on the bottom

ALT: a woman in a white dress is dancing in front of a house with abc written on the bottom

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Zelda@bluezeldana.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid