Slow streeeeetch Unamused glare at everyone in her presence
: ̗̀ 𝖎vy 𝖘inclair
@clawsontheradio.bsky.social
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ——ㅤif you feel ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ i could be lonely ㅤㅤ 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪 🎙 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
「🪲」nah I cooked up some broccoli too but that's for everyone else and the aesthetic
don’t care what it is it looks good get some rice with it
SIX FEET UNDER, And now I start to wonder if for all this time, PERHAPS THE FUNERAL WAS MINE...
- Ralsei plush! Fill him with liquid, throw him against the wall! - Stop advertising me! I'm dying!
the dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the one that does not.
She's messing with a yoyo . Pretty enthused to watch it go up and down .
despite everything, you still grow. be proud of this.
🎙 [ Hellooooooo people of goldcrest .ᐟ it's another day of lovely weather here in town , unfortunately many wild animals are ravaging our lovely home due to the ‘ meat storms ’ yesterday . So please , be careful . I do however owe old miss Beckley an apology* as it seems one of our newest —
“ You. . . Eat people .ᐣ ” She raised an eyebrow , but she shouldn't be too surprised . This was a talking crocodile . “ i. . . I've had my fair taste of human flesh . ” She swallowed a bit . It was a disgusting thought . “ i don't remember much about it . ”
“ You can barbeque spaiens too? Do you like sapien flesh?” I mean the damge mortals are doing to environment, he views them as food nothing else. “I like Wildebeest, Gazelle, Zebras and Huamns.”
(really goddamn loud) LOOK GORDON WE MADE IT TO THE SURFACE!
Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! TITS, big ones!
Now* this was officially too weird . Hot , but weird . And she needs to stop getting herself in those circumstances . Her eyes widen in mock astonishment , placing her hands on Ren's arms with urgent grip . “ I. . . I just. . . ” Overexaggerations fall to flat expression . “ I just have ——
🐍”Nah it’s okaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAH!” She’s lunging up and grabbing her by the shoulders 🐍”HOW DID YOU GET MY SWORN ENEMIES MARK!” “I saw you scissoring on the couch once.” 🐍”FUCK OFF!”
how much destructive change does it take to call a thing "destroyed?"
“ It's okay . if this lady is bothering you , pretty girl , me and you can go and buy more croutons . ” She brushed her hair to the side of her neck in what was meant to be a flirtatious manner . Instead , for just an instant it revealed Nyarlathoteps sigil glimmering gold .
Ren looks at her like a possum caught in headlights “Stop making goo goo eyes at- HEY! No!” She’s reaching for the bowl back 🐍”my Croutons!” “MINE!”
“ why are you screaming . Im not screaming at you —— waiiit , are you that lady from my anger management class .ᐣ ” Just spouting nonsense but ivys giving ren a sly flirtatious side eye . Goodness .
“ITS NOT A COSPLAY THIS IS ME, THIS IS MY BODY, SILVER DEADLOCK!” She huffed as Ren attempted to steal the croutons off her plate
“ . . . Fucking rude . ” She's turning back to normal with the terrible stretch and crack of bones , and squelch of muscle . Judging by her expression it hurt terribly . “ what kind of cosplay is that . ”
“Oh my god I’m eating a SALAD S A L A D EAT ONE SOME TIME YOU OVERGROWN FNAF CLONE!”
Just stopping . Staring . Sniff sniff . She wants the burgers .
Oh cool, she can do a technique now!
Eyes slowly drifted down to the latte miserably . “ Is. . . Is that true .ᐣ it's really not pumpkin .ᐣ ”
"Other things turn me on a bit more than fake pumpkin spice flavor that's just cinnamon and nutmeg..."
Oh look , massive blonde werewolf barreling towards @crocgod.bsky.social .
“ how can you not get horny when the smell of pumpkin spice is in the air now . ” She's sipping a pumpkin chai
People are so damn horny today, is it mating season?...
Floating face down and drifting down the river . This is okay .
women love it when i sleep face down in their bed like a guy who got shot in the street