Tessera

Got my rehab literature for my broken hip. I don't think I'm the usual target audience.

$A booklet with a bunch of seniors on it with the title: Fresh start toolkit. Fracture recovery for seniors at home. A hip fracture recovery guide for patients & families.$

Pro tip: don't break your femur

@atls.city !set CA-BC-Vancouver

I swear to God if I'm spending $15 on fancy ass bacon I expect there to be at least some meat there.

A package of Legends Haul Thyme & brown sugar thick slices bacon that is 95% fat

Reuters@reuters.com · 2mo ago

Vaxxed???

US Senator Lindsey Graham passes away at 71 reut.rs/4yizar4

Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I would kill or die for Larry

A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT

Jorts (and Jean)@jortsthecat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

@labeler.urbanism.plus listcommands

Thanks I washed myself with my own spit

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 2mo ago

I re-made the SemiAnalysis subscription margin table, which assumed 75% gross margins, with the actual margins presented here that were about 42%. The answer is pretty rough, with just under 5% average utilization being the break-even point for ChatGPT

Original subscription margin table showing subscription margin for Claude and ChatGPT based on how much the average user utilizes the subscription.

Shitty Google Sheets version which shows the same numbers, albeit without the break-even points.

Same doc showing 42% gross margins. At that rate no ChatGPT subscriptions make a profit at 5% average utilization.

Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...

Justin McElroy 🇨🇦@jmcelroy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

One week in, the World Cup in Vancouver is a hit. But can we take the energy and further evidence that the city loves car-free public spaces, and turn that into a permanent legacy on Granville Street? Here's my short video exploring the idea.

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 2mo ago

Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion

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The Deceitful Grin of Civility @andrewfleer.com · 2mo ago

Stirring it releases more Gatorade scent

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo ago

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

@andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reason

It's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 56m
Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 35m
We're going to try just a little longer.

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole"
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl
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‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 23m
Y'all I'm scared to try it

‪Fleer‬
‪@andrewfleer.com‬
· 22m
It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade

It is midday on a Sunday and the 99 B-Line, which runs every ~8 minutes, is completely full, leaving people behind. The millennium line extension can't come soon enough

Every time I bake bread my European roots come out and I have the need to eat the whole thing at once.

Justin McElroy 🇨🇦@jmcelroy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

We've barely left the terminal and I can hear 4 different car alarms on this floor. There can be no other winner in this bracket.

WOULD THE OWNER OF A BMW, AUDI OR FORD F150 PLEASE HEAD TO THE WINNERS CIRCLE CAR ALARMS ARE THE WINNER OF THE QUINTESSENTIAL BC FERRIES EXPERIENCE BRACKET

Clay@clay.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Speak of the @repebble.com and he doth appear

A Pebble Time 2 along with 2 watch bands

If the stars align my @repebble.com Time 2 will have arrived by the time I'm finished this walk. Also, Trout Lake Park.

Clay@clay.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Where does Ken Sim live again? I kinda need to pee now

I mean, I don't really have to right now but okay.

A branch sticking out of the ground with a sign on top that says "pp pole". Presumably for dogs to pee on

The hardest part about finding a therapist is executive function

Clay@clay.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Okay and we're off, starting at Boundary and Kingcaid, with a car accident just down the block

An intersection sign proving I am starting at the edge of the city, Boundary Road, and Kingcaid Street.

A smallcar accident involving a Tesla, a BMW, a Jeep, and a parked car. No one seems injured physically not their pride must be damaged.

Seems like a great day to walk across Vancouver