“ I looked at his ass, looked at it whole” Ew

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"

Lolol Ravens Declan Doyle with an amazing drive play call wise and excellent execution by all the dudes in OT

Was just coming here to say I miss going to the stadium in 2007 and seeing someone in a blue Jamal Lewis jersey

natty poe@nattyboh.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you roll up in a dark blue McCrary jersey then you are a true ball knower

I don't acknowledge that Nick Sirianni has a Super Bowl. That's the same thing as Justin Morneau having an AL MVP

I may or may not look for a certain single row seat at OPACY

Introvert Problems@introvertproblems.bsky.social · 2d ago

And still one of the greatest albums of all time

My first favorite Oriole!

Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jeffrey Hammonds RF-CF-LF Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2005 BAL - COL - CIN - SFG - MON - MIL

Just watch the woman in the red blazer the way she mouths “it’s true” after he says it, you can’t write this shit

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 3d ago

Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap

I would feel bad for Alabama and Alabama fans but if they go 3-3 the rest of the way The SEC and CFP will screw someone to get them a playoff spot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Andy Williams Forever “So love the blood while you can, Let it warm your freezing hands”

Yo, that’s something we got in common

Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 4d ago

BREAKING: Kamala Harris’s husband has privately told people he would prefer she doesn’t run for president again, per WSJ

It's just like Marlon Humphrey to organize a high-profile visit with Donald Trump, then talk about how he's never voted. Humphrey didn't go meet Trump to express his political values. He went because he's a shameless clout-chaser. It's actually worse: www.thebanner.com/sports/raven...

Absolute Dawg

Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 4d ago

Chris Tillman Pitcher Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2018 BAL

At least 4 kittens, the distribution system is wild

@clindy185.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today’s Cat Update?? KITTENS!

Today’s Cat Update?? KITTENS!

In 2026 The Onion and Idiocracy are no longer enjoyable bc they keep hitting too close to home

The Onion@theonion.com · 5d ago

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

White Sox Roberto Hernández is weirdly one of the first non Orioles I remember

Remember Some Guys@remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 4d ago

Roberto Hernández Pitcher Debut: 1991 - Retired: 2007 SFG - NYM - LAD - PHI - KCR - TBD - CLE - CHW - ATL - PIT

Would still fight Jeffery Maier on sight, 8 year old me will never get over that

Michael Baumann@baumann.bsky.social · 6d ago

If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy

You can sit in the first row or you can have hands Yankees fans, this is your fault. You can’t be trusted

Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 6d ago

I'll never forgive them for this, btw.

I love how you can be having a bad day and the universe can just go, “here’s a random cat you’ve never seen before, he’s gonna hang out here this afternoon”

One side actively hates you

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 5d ago

Leaked audio of Ken Paxton revealing he wants to cut programs like Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid: “Making some reasonable cuts to mandatory spending… Suck it up.”

Every Yankee fan who wants to watch a playoff game in the first 6 rows should have to sacrifice their hands Signed Tony Tarasco

Fan interference denies Yankees of game-tying HR vs. Rays

Fan interference was called in the sixth inning of Wednesday night's AL Division Series Game 3 at Yankee Stadium.

espn.com

Just realized it’s the 8th of the month so I’ve now managed to make it a FULL 7 MONTHS nicotine pouch/zyn bullshit free Yay me

Say what you want about Angelos, and I’ve said a lot in my 37 years, but he never laid off The Oriole Bird

The power going out randomly at 805 is a hell of a thing

Getting to boo Dylan Larkin from my couch #LGRW

BREAKING: In Nebraska rally, Trump just suggested he would be unbothered to see Iran "take out" LA or San Diego: “They could take out a city,” he said. “Let them take—Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That’s—this is a very small price to pay."

To be totally clear, here's the full quote, which indicates he may also be saying that Iran would nuke CA without his war against the country:

Any time I have to interact with the American healthcare system, I get it Luigi