Cobra Burger

@cobraburger.bsky.social

Smash burgers in Richmond, VA 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧 HAIL BURGERS, HAIL THE PEOPLE www.cobraburger.com

If the US government requires passports for you to practice your rights such as voting then passports should be provided for free to all and within a reasonable timeframe by said government.

FUCKING FINALLY Y’ALL! After literal months trying to find a reliable LOCAL pork supplier we goddamn did it. Longganissa, fried farm egg, Chz and smoked tomato jam served on an ube pandesal bun from Angie’s Bakery in VA Beach. FUCK yes. #rva #rvadine

A hand popping the runny egg yolk on a Wake ‘n’ Snake breakfast sandwich

Hey hi sup. Here’s that daggum new T-shirt I mentioned yesterday! Design by Christian Moquin of Like Glue Print Co. and printed by Action T-shirts! I’d tag them but they’re not on BlueSky…yet 😈 Anywho, come scoop one ya dingus! #rva #rvadine

Oliv, the bar manager at Cobra Burger holding the a T-shirt. On the shirt is a cartoon cobra smashing a cartoon beef patty monsterThe front of the T-shirt with the words Cobra Burger in a stylized typeface

Sup? I have a bunch of random shirts from a couple different runs. Mostly 2X, 3X and like smalls. Anyway I want them gone so tonight BURGER SHIRT GRAB BAG. Come in, order food and dip your hand in the bag for a free shirt. In person orders only, first come first serve 😘 #rvadine #rva

Two very handsome gentleman hugging while enjoying a burger

I’m sure they’ll edit this to a one star review but frankly Scarlett I don’t give a shit. It’s just a burger bro. It’s not like the government is stripping funding from crucial organizations and programs that will affect the lives of everyday people. Now that would be an injustice. Hey wait…

A screen shot of a two star review on Google for Cobra Burger with a snarky but warranted response from the restaurant.

Hey so I almost forgot WE HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 4 GODDAMN YEARS TODAY!!! To celebrate have some Buttermilk Ranch… FOREVER! From here on out we will have 2 oz sides, 8oz portions and 16oz glass jars of our house made ranch for sale. Hell yeah. Nice :-) #rvadine #rva

Damn. Deleting Instagram has been awesome. I didn’t realize how much of my attention it took. Definitely approaching this account differently. I’ll post when we have events coming or menu changes of course. I don’t think I’m gonna do the post every day thing here tho. Shit’s exhausting.

OK! Menu change coming in hot at the beginning of March. If you haven’t had an Alex yet wtf man? Pretty easily our most popular winter burg! Nice! . LUNCH TILL 3 DINNER AT 5 I’M SIMULTANEOUSLY LIKE WOAH IT’S ALMOST MARCH! BUT ALSO I’M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY MARCH?! #rvadine #rva

A picture of the Alex burger with text listing the ingredients as: patties, Gruyère, bacon, charmelized onions, horsey sauce and red cabbage slaw

OPEN TONIGHT! We will be here for your burgering needs 🙂‍↕️ ALSO, remember that artwork I shared yesterday? Well it’s not just gonna be a sick ass T-shirt and sticker. It’s going on the label for retail jars of our GODDAMN HOUSE MADE BUTTERMILK RANCH. Coming soon! (click for full image) #rvadine #rva

A label for our house made buttermilk ranch including artwork, ingredients and our contact information.

HEY SO WE ARE GOING TO BE CLOSED TONIGHT BECAUSE IT’S SNOWY DOODOO OUTSIDE AND I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE CREW GETTING HOME AFTER DARK. BACK AT IT TOMORROW THO. (yeah I know technically Marv isn’t covered in snow in this pic but it works. just go with it 😘)

Marv from the Home Alone movies covered in flour and making a funny face.