I'm reasonably sure that the BTP aren't the actual filth. I'm therefore pretty sure they can't demand a strip search.
KT
@codenameolive.bsky.social
I don't know, something copied from a Guardian review of a Czech spy film.
The British Transport Police, Britain's Premier Not Actually The Police get to decide who can strip search you. Bring it, cunts.
Oh my word. This would be true if Sergei Korolov had failed to put the first satellite, animal, man and woman into space, or managed the first space walk.
The Kyiv Independent@kyivindependent.com · 2y ago⚡️ Putin praises Musk as visionary, likens him to Soviet-era space icon Korolov. Russian President Vladimir Putin on April 16 lauded U.S. tech billionaire Elon Musk as a trailblazing visionary, comparing him to legendary Ukraine-born Soviet rocket scientist Serhii Korolov.
You turn on Kuennsburg's show on a Sunday. There's fucking Farage chatting his shit, like his party has more than five MP's and he could pick out his constituency on an actual map of his constituency.
When Trump finally strokes out I'd like the septics to ponder how little encouragement the police took to go "righto". Can't have a police state without the police.
With the best will in the world, Arnold town centre looks a bit post-apocolyptic, so it's not unusual that when Asda drop the shutters about nine-ish it feels like you're shopping during The Mist
There's an unspoken "and fuck off" after the self checkout says "please take your items", isn't there?
"You need an accountant mate. Saved me more in tax than he costs me". "My mum's been waiting six weeks to see a consultant". "State of the fuckin' roads though. Criminal". Same guy.
Unsurprised to learn that my elderly former in-laws are big fans of reform. There's some big "from hell's heart I stab at thee" energy there.
Just imagine how many rooms there are in the whitehouse where he's drawn a picture on the walls using his own shit.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2y agoTrump on Zelenskyy: "If you're smart, you don't get involved in wars ... I wouldn't say he's done the greatest job. I'm not a big fan. I really am. I'm not a big fan."
You can chase the Reform vote @uklabour.bsky.social, but they hate you and they're the arsewits responsible for you spreading the nation's cheeks for mad king satsuma.
Anyone know the Russian for "I dug up your nan and fucked her skeleton"? I want to get this postcard right. www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/russia-...
Russia sends WW3 threat to UK warning 'we will kill all British people'
Britain was the subject of a high-level Russian threat last weekend, which would plunge us into a Third World War.
thelondoneconomic.com
"You appear to be having a heart attack, go and sit quietly in a library for a bit" 💰
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2y agoGPs in England will be able to claim £20 for every time patient is not sent to hospital
A movie that's takes place where you're from (or as close as I can get)
Grumio@grumio.eurosky.social · 2y agoA movie that takes place where you're from (in one scene, just around the corner from where I grew up)
Were they 'protesters' though?? Realllly...? 🤔 ...Or were they just fed up citizens who frustrated by not being a given a chance to ask valid questions?
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2y agoA town hall for Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia on Tuesday quickly deteriorated into chaos, as police officers forcibly removed several protesters and subdued two of them with stun guns. Read more: nyti.ms/42MLMZV
Just waiting til the Brexit lads hear about this attack on our sovereignty.
GCSE revision is going well. Me: if you times through by -1 then the > turns to a < The Boy: since when? Me: this is literally how numbers work. By definition you must have changed a positive value negative and vice versa. The Boy: I don't believe you. I'm telling mum.
Silly photo comic for the 2 ppl who might be amused by it.
ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ@celestephase.bsky.social · 2y agoI've got one boob in my pocket and the other one is playing a piano
Struggling to parse "breast trends". Presumably you won't be able to move in Oxfam for big tits and copies of the Da Vinci Code.
ᴅʀᴀɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴀᴋɪᴛᴛʏ@celestephase.bsky.social · 2y agoI've got one boob in my pocket and the other one is playing a piano
Playing the sounds of giggled corridor whispers as I bathe to feed my fetish for being an unrespected king in a time of hopeless war
I'm honestly not sure what the labour party is even for anymore. "most of the country wants closer ties to the EU. Which we take to mean that we should spread our cheeks a bit wider for mad king satsuma".
I'd take the piss out of the septics, but we have local elections coming up, and what's going to happen is labour, who have been pandering to potential Reform voters will lose to those grifting shitwits.
I'm reminded of that quote attributed to Karl Rove about "the reality based community". You can analyse this shit all you want, but maybe first get the chimps out of the fucking cockpit.
News Eye@newseye.bsky.social · 2y ago🚨This story is going to be HUGE. China is going to shutdown key US industries. Without rare earth minerals, you can’t build cars, computers, weapons or medical scanners. And China controls 90% of key minerals. There’s a lack of appreciation how crippling this situation could become very quickly.
