When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
Juliet Brando
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Writer. Artist. Abominatrix. This is a place of comedy, cats, and silliness, with occasional hand-made imp-based jewellery and oddities.
Currently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...
I don't know, I might have taken "hydrate or die straight" a little too far...
That question should only be addressed to a really spicy curry
I genuinely wonder what Jeremy Clarkson's feelings about climate change are now, since he's trying to run a farm. He can't believe that drought and fire are *all* the fault of immigrants and trans people.
I mean, not the *first* time. Anyone who harms a sex worker harms us all. Solidarity.
The first time I've ever slightly wavered, then thought better of it, when faced with the question "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?"
Such a strange day. I was at work, then on public transport, then at home with housemates. Everyone I saw was far removed from the tragedy, yet with that feeling of shared experience: of connection when you catch an eye. The kind one gets from being in an awed crowd; but here of horror, disbelief.
As I said recently about someone else: I don't celebrate that Rod Liddle is dead. I mourn how he lived.
RIP Rod Lidl. Ur punching pregnant women with teh angles now. Xoxoxo
🧵 You know how certain songs take you back to a certain place and time..?
They already did it the last time this happened, and its completely commonplace as a claim in the US and Australia
🧵 You know how certain songs take you back to a certain place and time..?
I wonder how long, and who, of the usual suspects, will start saying this stuff in interviews next?
🧵 Climate change denial bots and trollfarms are working flat out to push an alternative explanation as to why Everything Is On Fucking Fire: IMMIGRANT ARSONISTS...
"Took my pills today But I don't feel better In a funny sort of way When it's too hot for anything It's too hot to sleep Your mind runs down to where The river runs deep, and the Time goes Summertime slow And the world stops turning And you're dancing in limbo, limbo, limbo..."
Just follow him around with a camera all day and sell it as the Irish version of I Think You Should Leave
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last wk.male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
Bill Oddie, what a lovely bloke. He wrote us a letter when we started making The Young Ones, wishing us the very best, and warning us against interference from higher up. He didn’t know anyone in the cast personally. It just came out of the blue. Lovely thing to do.
Wrote two lines of Javascript to make news websites actually look like what they *feel* like to me
Botticelli's Birth of Grotbags. PeriFeral Imps making-of video, with very silly sound effects, here: www.facebook.com/share/v/18nb...
Backstory, from earlier this week: We need to talk about Grotbags. For my PeriFeral Imps polymer clay atrocities, I normally take nostalgic characters designed to be cute, and make them monstrous. This time, I've done the opposite...
There is a certain sense of achievement in being added to a mystifying block list.
never thought of it like that but you're right - each day becomes one to endure, hunkered down in our cave, maybe by 9pm we can open the curtains Don't like to wish life away but July 2026/COVID both draaaagged on & I just want(ed) them over
Botticelli's Birth of Grotbags. PeriFeral Imps making-of video, with very silly sound effects, here: www.facebook.com/share/v/18nb...