Seriously considering doing a podcast where me and a guest dissect and world-build the sweet/mad/problematic classifieds from 80s/90s pop mags
honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids
@snowrespecter.bsky.social
type fast & never look back #MDANT I block without warning for sharing dogshit AI images
Roses are red, Depp's In Ebeneezer,
shame shakespeare died he'd have been so old by now
it's a shame i never met the queen, she'd have loved that but sadly she was taken too soon
wait so you're telling me there's a current labour mp without a shred of principle or shame, i struggle to believe that
[resigning in disgrace]: everything i have done i have done for the greater good of the 5 year one coat radiator paint industry
Malmo station has a strict no balloon policy. Behind every sign is a story they say.
no glasses joe jumpscare. bit of DIY UK soul for a tuesday. entering my White Denim ass post yachtrock era. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqX4...
Filthy Little Heart
YouTube video by Tony & The Abominations
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they should rebrand books as büx so it's cool and the young people will like them
oh you read books as a child that's so sweet me no we could afford a television
said it before but if stephen king was english all his books would be set in the FOD
Huge cave system discovered under the Forest of Dean www.theforester.co.uk/news/cave-sy...
i can never decide on the ten best books i've read cos i always feel bad about whichever one i leave out
Might do a thread of books I didn't read last year
i read 9032 books in 2025 but i still feel empty inside
all books are FREE in waterstone's tomorrow, if any staff member challenges you tell them i said it's fine
Sorry it's too hot for good posts
you (hungry): me (sitting atop a hill of food, sighing at you): yeah, there's no easy answers, i wish there were
genie: and your third wish me: [whispers in his ear] *thousands of miles away tim minchin feels a sudden change around his feet, a light constriction of sock and shoe, he screams*
wooooah wtf is going on i just said i wish it was august then boom what the actual
'i wish i could fly' by keith harris and orville is a case study in coercive control imo, tough to listen to
I love Roy Wood but in the I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day video he is objectively terrifying
It's always "You're finished Strange!", never "What the fuck are we both wearing?"
my current thinking is kitchen roll on worktop: open, honest, optimistic, in love with the world kitchen roll in cupboard: sneaky, furtive, ashamed, terrified of life
Imagining a guy disapproved of pervert glasses, not for moral reasons, but because of the lost craft and artistry of hiding in a bush with a telephoto lens
Echo the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.