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#1 Orphan Inspirer Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom Buzz buzz skittle skaddle
Goku: everyone, give me your strength, I'm gonna do the Spirit Bomb! Everyone: ok, Goku! Jared from Subway: you got it, Goku! Goku: eww not you Jared
And I'm planning a machine that creates infinite rice pudding out of oxygen. Give me every money
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 18h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Crystal can't fix him. Noel can't fix anyone. I know now we are all broken facsimiles of a normal person just doing their best to avoid disturbing YouTube content. Thank you Swan Boy for showing me this
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 7d ago
This arc better end with a bitter-sweet scene of them saying goodbye while a ghostly image of Swan Boy passionately sings "Blurry" across the city skyline at night
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · last wk.
Me, gently sobbing while setting fire to a data center: "You're free now, Genie."
Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · last wk.“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.
Literally anything except control guns, lets just cut to the chase and preemptively shoot every kid now
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
This is actually a scene from the prequel where he had two eyes. Look for Polyphemus Rising in theaters near you
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 2w agoEveryone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes
This story is crazy. It would appear Trump admin officials rigged their nationally televised high school civics contest to keep a young man from a Sikh family out of the finalists. www.notus.org/national/ame...
Suspicion and Doubt at the National Civics Contest
America’s finest young scholars competed to mark their country's birthday. It led to a disputed finish in the age of mistrust.
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My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
The fouls in game fall mainly on the Spain Is this anything I'm not even watching im just reading your posts
There should be more than one ball in soccer. Each one should have a number and be colored differently. And there should be multiple areas on the field where you can score. And you can do little trick shots where you ricochet balls into other ones to make them go in. And everyone gets a big stick.
4 favorite video game villains Sigma Edea Team Rocket Bowyer
Professor Fessor 🎮 Trails to Azure@professorfessor.bsky.social · 2w agoFour favorite video game villains Emet-Selch Psaro Sydney Losstarot SHODAN
He is also technically dead, like most people in their mid 30s
Formerly Unemployed Guy@porktartare.bsky.social · 3w agoIn Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
*guy has diarrhea before he makes it to the toilet* Guy: No no no Toilet: hey its ok, don't worry about it. It happens to lots of guys. Guy: I can go again. Just give me a minute. Toilet: honestly, it's ok. Guy: I can piss if you want Toilet: So I have work in the morning Guy: I'll leave
We thought the explosive diarrhea plague was bad. The following outbreak of implosive diarrhea was worse. A loud pop and all that remained of the person was a softball-sized wad of flesh and bone
Red Moon at night, Sailor's Delight Red Moon at morning, Majora is warning
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 3w ago