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"Coffee dehydrates you." Studies show moderate coffee consumption (3-4 cups) contributes to your daily fluid intake almost as well as water. Yes, caffeine is a mild diuretic. But no, your morning coffee isn't dehydrating you.

"Darker roasts are stronger." Not really. Dark roasts taste bolder but actually have slightly LESS caffeine than light roasts. The roasting process burns off caffeine. The lightest roast in the shop is technically the strongest hit.

"Coffee stunts your growth." This myth started in the 1920s from a Postum (grain drink) ad campaign designed to sell more Postum. There is zero scientific evidence for it. None. It was literally a marketing campaign that became folklore.

Espresso doesn't actually have more caffeine than filter coffee. A single shot has ~63mg. A standard filter cup has ~95mg. Espresso is more concentrated per ml, but you drink way less of it. Filter wins on total caffeine every time.

Your coffee preferences are shaped by what you ate as a child. Grew up with bitter greens? You'll tolerate dark roasts easily. Sweet tooth from childhood? Light, fruity coffees will click instantly. Taste memory is powerful and deeply personal.

Acidity in coffee isn't what you think. It's not the harsh stomach-burning kind. Coffee acidity is that pleasant brightness — like the zing in a green apple or the sparkle in a good wine. No acidity = flat, dull coffee. You want some.

"Fruity coffee" doesn't mean it tastes like juice. It means the natural sugars in the bean express as berry, citrus, or stone fruit notes during roasting. Your palate picks them up as brightness and complexity. It's still very much coffee.

Your weekend brew method is your personality: V60: control issues (affectionate) French press: romantic, running late Espresso: chaos with a dress code Moka pot: nonna energy Instant: undercover villain

Think you don't like dark roasts? You might just not like burnt coffee. There's a real difference. A well-roasted dark has chocolate, caramel, and toasted nuts. A badly roasted one tastes like a campfire. Blame the roaster, not the roast level.

Lots of roasters talking about sustainability but still selling coffee in plastic pouches. I know that coffee needs to be protected from staling, and plastic with a valve still works best, but I dunno. I'll take a shorter shelf life for more sustainable materials.

(Yes, I've met Chris a couple of times through George Howell and at Expo. His work is fascinating when he describes it. It's just, when you tell the average smallholder farmer that some technique allows a cafe to charge $3/cup more, they look at you like you're from Mars before rationalizing it.)

Classic Coffee by Nyeri Hill Farm. Arabica single origin coffee, medium roast. "Established in 1914 by the Consolata Missionaries, Nyeri Hill Farm is one of the oldest and most respected coffee farms in Kenya."

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