Coldhotel

@coldhotel.bsky.social

Lifelong Democrat. Retired, former union member. Rabbit parent. Cat foster parent. Ballroom dancer. Equal protection under the law for all. For all!

I asked my focus group of swing voters to name the prime minister of the UK. Three said Tony Blair, one said Michael Caine, zero said Andy Burnham, and the rest asked what any of this had to do with trans.

Please stop arguing about the historical accuracy of an adaptation of a book that has a cyclops and a couple of witches and some giants. I’m begging you.

Olive Garden's owners say that you do not have to show ID to get pasta at an Olive Garden. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that you do. For busy restaurant-goers, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Doctors say that cyclospora can cause explosive diarrhea. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for "further study" says that cyclospora cures autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s passengers say that ICE agents ambushed and killed him without cause. A bottle blonde racist who once tied for 5th place in a swim race says Salgado Araujo is to blame for his own death. For busy Fox News viewers, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Many top name establishment Democrats endorsed Graham Platner and defended him through months of scandals. Here is how the establishment Democrats secretly pushed him out.

Doctors say that explosive diarrhea can be a sign of a serious medical condition. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seat seats and drives dead bears around in his car says its nature’s way of expelling the toxins from 5G radiation. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Our Beta leftist populist candidate Graham Platner turned out to have some bugs, but we’ll adjust the algorithm, do a fresh VC funding round, and be out with a new model for 2028. by Dan Moraff, Leanne Fan, and Morris Katz