Cole

@cole-amity.bsky.social

she/they bit of a nuisance, really. Australian. “Clearly grasping onto select media in lieu of developing a personality,” followers rave. general fandom account wankery ahoy || Taskmaster 💌 || NMJ 🐧 || The Horne Section 🎷🎺|| MOAFB 🐦‍⬛ ||

Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room

School Tasking is expanding beyond Law 🎉 At the University of Warwick, we're about to pilot a STEM version, an Arts version & a Sociology version. Interested in potentially getting involved in the rollout in future? Get in touch with us on schooltasking@warwick.ac.uk - we'd love to hear from you!

By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”

photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")

somehow grandma's funeral event was one huge family drama after another, and ended up with me in hospital. i say this truthfully, and with love in my heart, that old broad would've fucking loved every moment of it godbless.