🧊K8🗡️
@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
loot goblin, yi city denizen, huge cat enthusiast
becoming superstitious only to the extent of trying to weaponize murphy's law. putting so many chips in my mouth to guarantee a call centre agent picks up the phone and releases me form hold purgatory at the worst possible moment and yet long before my expected wait time is over.
everyone stop emailing me i need to play fields of mistria
my great aunt’s inexplicably signed up for a discounted monthly grocery box through the food bank that has limited enrolment and then gets a bunch of random stuff she doesn’t want after she’s already bought her normal groceries and just gives it all away to relatives who also don’t need it???
listen i'm not a chemist but i've never before heard of the phenomenon of a book of nude photos exuding its own goo and sticking itself together
terabytes of discourse could be prevented by everyone simply acknowledging that the whole top=dominant=big=masuline/ bottom=submissive=small=feminine bit is just a kink you can have. you can write it if you want. and it's not going to be tagged if that's not what OP is writing. it'll be ok.
As much as we like to pretend otherwise, you can't always infer a creator's full politics from any random work. Like, if the only thing you knew about Doug TenNapel is he created Earthworm Jim, it's no surprise he's a huge misogynist, but you probably wouldn't have called the Christian nationalism.
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
i'm fascinated by the kind of person who spends all day on social media doing fandom things and thinks people need to tag every single post that even alludes vaguely to [character] or [ship] and they crash out when they happen to see a thing because that's not how anyone posts
as an addendum i would argue that "androgynous" and "ambiguous" and "sexless" etc are not synonyms for "bodies of a different ethnicity than my own that maybe have different average fat distributions or hair patterns than i'm accustomed to" or "images in which women are not subordinate to men"
🧊K8🗡️@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · last mo.i love (derogatory) when an artist from a place where the government will lock you up for making art they don’t like is being interviewed by someone from somewhere Not Like That and it gets all “weirdly he insists his art isn’t political??? anyway he’s been arrested 5 times”
i wonder if some fic authors know i will think about their fics forever
“Bro, get a kink” is such a powerful fucking thing to say to someone I’m adopting it immediately.
06 🔜 fm/furpoc@forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 3d agoenough “get a job” bro get a kink just one. i’m begging you. you’re so wrapped up in the veneer of normalcy you’ve forgotten how to have whimsy
blasting dubious 2010s jpop and blowing up my kitchen trying to use up the scraggly vegetables i bought last weekend that i was too sick all week to do anything with
i dreamed xy has shapeshifted into a facsimile of my cat but i clocked him because he didn’t make himself long enough and i held him and petted his hair when he poofed back to human mode and put on a whole crocodile tears bit about his thwarted scheme?? 0 dream NPCs respected my choice
if you catch your pals hopping on terf wizard discourse threads to explain that the real problem is that the books will teach your kid eugenics and racism etc i implore you to hold their hand very gently and look into their eyes and tell them the problem is the real life anti-trans violence
TWICE today i've done a frantic lap of my apartment looking for an object that was stowed safely in my shorts pocket the whole time
the cost of shopping around for the best combined item + shipping price is that the seller used UPS so i am now paying the entire value of the parcel over again
usually when i stumble into an unfamiliar band of bsky weirdos it's just a fandom i don't know having their own flavour of obligatory turf war over what people are allowed to make porn of, but sometimes i trip over a few hundred open zionists or a terf wizard enclave and am almost a bit surprised
🧊K8🗡️@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 3mo agoevery time someone's like "there's no [bad thing] on bsky" they are incorrect, whatever it is is absolutely on here, but it's refreshing that there are entire genres of bad post you can be totally ignorant of due to the site not being designed to force dumpster fires onto your feed at all times
bad day i fear!! been working through too many breaks and am now getting the acid nausea from not eating regularly enough, missing iron pills because i don't want to take them on an empty stomach or next to a fistful of antacids, waking up freezing because the temperature dares drop to 25, etc
contemplating the pit bush peekaboo and the telekinesis(??)
"why didn't the fictional character simply do the logical thing" said the person who is extremely unaware of the ways they themselves are susceptible to emotional bias
whenever someone's like "actually insisting that all art be didactic and/or not discomfit me personally is NOT a conservative viewpoint" all i can think of is the time ayn rand wrote an entire book about how art is all about irl ideals and if she doesn't like your vibe you're ontologically evil lmao
