Invisibility spell: 1. Get a plain white T-shirt 2. Using a Sharpie, write “Epstein Client List” on shirt 3. Put on shirt, and you will be rendered nonexistent to all elected Republicans
Type O Negative sounds like Faith No More writing a suicide note.
In lieu of watching Trump's masturbatory parade spectacle, @comfortscientist.bsky.social and I are getting caught up on The Righteous Gemstones. We'd only watched the first three episodes of this season! And hey, at least these narcissistic jackasses are funny. 😂
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Snow Burrow@bostonjerry.bsky.social · last yr.Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
LMFAO one of the funniest things about the Trump vs Musk beef is watching manosphere influencers try to put a "masculine" spin on two fucking man-babies. It's hilariously pathetic. 😂 I promise, you'll be glad to have stumbled across this thread tonight. 1/3
So, I heard Steve Bannon's saying Elon Musk is an "illegal alien," and should be deported. @impossiblybossy.bsky.social said “I guess Trump got Steve in the divorce?”
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The Tesla Cyber Truck looks like The Luxor casino’s emo son.
Jeff Bezos pumps millions into Trump’s campaign, and doesn’t allow his media conglomerate to be the least bit critical of Trump. But when the tariffs TRUMP put into effect causes the prices of products sold by his company to significantly increase…
a man is surrounded by women and says `` it wasn 't me . ''
ALT: a man is surrounded by women and says `` it wasn 't me . ''
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Radiohead’s discography is the soundtrack of dystopia.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain 1/4
The wrong way to commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Great Depression is starting a new one.
"Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes." -Daphne Caruana Galizia Sen. Cory Booker broke the record for longest speech on the Senate floor: 25 hrs 5 mins. Strom Thurmond no longer holds the record - a record borne of hate. Today, that record was broken with love. Senator Booker, thank you.
Today was the first time in the longest time that got witness American history that didn’t absolutely horrifying. Shouts out to @booker.senate.gov
Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏
Oh, how very true. Let's examine some of this hypocrisy, shall we? Meet Mike Waltz. He's the U.S. National Security Advisor. Join me in this thread. Come along, shall we? ☺️ 🧵🪡 1/6
@bubalious.bsky.social · last yr.Oh, the level of hypocrisy is staggering. The Republicans are radio silent when the security of our country is compromised by this administration. This is obviously not the first time they have used a commercial network to send emails.
Both sides were loudly protesting. But only one side was forced to leave the #SOTU for disruptive protests. I wonder why that is? Especially coming from the political party that claim to be "free speech absolutists," anti "government overreach," etc.
Rep. Al Green was just made to leave the chamber because he was protesting the #SOTU. Read that again. A US Congressman was engaged in his Constitutionally protected right to freedom of speech, freedom of protest, & petition the government for redress of grievances. THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY. 1/ Ct'd ⬇️
The Lincoln Project@lincolnproject.us · last yr."Free speech," Nazi style.
Donald J. Trump is not the problem; he's borne of the problem. Should he no longer exist, the problem would, still. In life, there's illness, and there's symptoms. We, as a society, are the infection. Donald Trump is the pus.
"The Paradoxical Commandments" -Kent M. Keith, 1968 #MondayMotivation #QOTD People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. 1/4
Opinions like Branson's are, frankly, performative BS. "I was willing to give this new US administration the benefit of the doubt, particularly on foreign policy and the war in Ukraine." This sentence makes no sense to me. Trump made his stance quite clear before the election. 🧵🪡 1/6 Ct'd ⬇️
Richard Branson@richardbranson.bsky.social · last yr.For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...
Bwahahaha. Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fascism is here. Now. But we've been warning about it for a decade, it doesn't have the impact it should have. When you hear an awful word over, it stops being so awful. You still recognize, intellectually, that it's awful. But it no longer takes the wind out of you when you hear it. It's that.
Do you regularly feel misunderstood on the internet? I don't mean that people misunderstand who you are as a person, but that people don't seem to have read what you've written. That's because our country is just awful with #literacy & reading comprehension. I mean, REALLY awful. 🧵🪡 1/10 Ct'd ⬇️
It's #PiscesSeason, y'all! Since I'm a #Pisces, I thought I'd get it started off with some positive mantras/affirmations, specifically for each #zodiac sign, based on what this Pisces season will bring for you! A lot of heart went into creating these. I truly hope y'all like them! 🫶🏻 🧵🪡 1/8 Ct'd ⬇️
