Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
This is like SNY talking about what the Phillies should do to save their season
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 7h agoOh no not James Carville, Bill Maher, Mark Penn, and John Fetterman
I feel like it might have been a bad idea to hand the world over to sociopaths
Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social · 12h agoSomehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit
That’s not even the right answer to a different question.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 17h agoBLITZER: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? FETTERMAN: Yeah, absolutely. And I agree with a lot of Democrats too. I called trash Platner.
No cheating, post your lock screen
Sarah@engelsein13.bsky.social · 20h agoNo cheating, post your lock screen
So go get your fucking shine box, and your sack of nickels
Oh great. He wants to go over the stuff he and I discussed yesterday in our 1:1 with the 3rd member of our team. This overly long meeting will be a recap of yesterday’s overly long meeting
Elizabeth@lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 2d agoI love knowing that my boss running late for this meeting will not shorten the meeting. The meeting was never going to only be an hour long anyway.
I love knowing that my boss running late for this meeting will not shorten the meeting. The meeting was never going to only be an hour long anyway.
No on 4 and no on 5 is about as important of votes as we've had. Please take the time
Taco@tacos4eva.bsky.social · 2d agoDon’t forget to vote today.
If you don’t post your “I voted” sticker, did you really do your civic duty?
Three of these text messages a week:
Changa_Husky@changa.gay · 2d agoGive me some money, you bastard.
Moose and I just had a long conversation about the health benefits of the spinach in the scrambled eggs I just shared with her. I don't think she appreciates the added fiber enough.
The CEO of Bluesky trying to make me know who the CEO of Bluesky is and my long standing opinion is that I demand to not know who it is
Asking some dude in his late 30s if he wants to uproot his entire family and work an extra month
Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
Alt: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 3d agoThe Rangers approached Jacob deGrom about waiving his no-trade clause, but he told the team he wanted to remain with the club, per Ken Rosenthal and Will Sammon
🎶Despite all my rage, I'll still fight for a minimum wage. 🎶
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 4d agoand GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME
My grandma had a '57 Belvedere when my dad was a kid, and he always loved it. He finally bought one in 2005 and spent years tinkering with it until his eyes and hands wouldn't do the work anymore. He drove it in the little neighborhood parade every year; he was so proud of it.
Jalopnik@jalopnik.bsky.social · 3d agoSome cars never fail to brighten your day, no matter how many times you see them.
