Ok google, extricate my internal organs post haste. No AI
Bone themed butch
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Woe, skeleton be upon Yee. Professional ichthyosaur propagandist
We got a shipment of stickers at work and included in them is lesbian pride flag ichthyosaurs and I truly must ask, who is the target audience for this APART from me. Like yes I’m buying five but like, this seems like a deeply tiny Venn diagram overlap
Washing my hands with acetone at my normal person job
May any place that continues to label ichthyosaurs as “sea dragons” be blown up with copious amount of high yield explosives
At this point “Nox I think you’re overestimating the average person” is becoming the running theme of my life in general. And I will continue to do so. I do expect people to know what allosaurus is that is not unreasonable of me and I will not take any criticism of this
You know I keep trying to figure out funny bits to post without being too serious on this godforsaken website and unfortunately I think I just got it too on the nose too early with the “have we considered: AAAA-“ post tbh
Making a game that has all the trappings of an intensely horny mecha game and not doing anything with it. The pilots have a Handler, who is Normal. The enemy are aliens who are upset that humanity is immune to their mind control powers. ALF is there. A week later my bus is destroyed by a 73mm LRAC
Felicia Ratarina Rebranding Arc@shoggothmaid.bsky.social · 2w agoThis sounds like a bit @ettin.itch.io would do, so I'm calling on him to silently nod over here
Two taxonomy fuck ups in one day, I may be legally required to die now gamers.
Trying to learn to combat my autism symptoms is made incredibly difficult by working a job where doing my job well means being openly autistic about things
My coworkers are increasingly seeing me outside of work and their continued shock at how I dress is deeply amusing to me
I hate being autistic what do you mean I’m vibrating cause I get to talk about this thing like it isn’t MY JOB I DO EVERY DAY calm down pls.
Thagomizer? I hardly know er! *my entire cranium is subsequently atomized by a stegosaurus tailspike*
Hilariously one of the four people to like this was an anti cruise ship account from Portland, to which I have to say Godspeed soldiers.
Bone themed butch@comnlink.bsky.social · last mo.To any who seek to become my enemy know this, no matter who or what you may be, none shall garner hatred like my greatest enemy…… cruise ships. Fuck em
*insert funny joke about fire alarms going off idk it’s like 2am*
To any who seek to become my enemy know this, no matter who or what you may be, none shall garner hatred like my greatest enemy…… cruise ships. Fuck em
People always YEARNING and nobody's LEARNING how to do dovetail joins
People always seem to think they’re doing something by ragebaiting me. Motherfuckers I’m the “gets too heated about dumb things” girl. Of course you succeeded. Take the game off easy next time.