every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

insanely random idea to come back w/ after months of silence but in a dropout-inspired universe it’d be so cumplane for sqh‘s ass ends up on the line b/c of his bad grades & sy calls dibs. it’s totally not gay to save your bro from becoming someone else’s cumdump by making him YOUR cumdump.

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it do be like this sometimes

The Authors Very Nuanced, Complicated Fetish Worthy Of Introspection and Respect

i have so many unfinished svss threads & yet over the past several months all i’ve written is a oneshot for an entirely different fandom & a tlj/sqh piece i started last week

sqh @ bingqiu

i often think about this review

How's drafting book two going? There are so many limbs to keep track of.

i keep getting clips of the cdrama how dare you on ig & it is SO cumplane-coded for sqh, tyrannical emperor, to meet newly transmigrated concubine sy & they immediately start scheming over hotpot to avoid their bad ends as the villains of the novel.

watching columbo for the first time & why is the murder mystery writer episode so highly rayed when the girlboss from the pilot was far smarter & her crime so well-planned i’m four eps into season 1 & still have yet to see anyone match its genius

butch liu qingge who keeps fetching sqq's things and offering her a jacket when it's cold and sqq is just like wow liu didi if you were a man you'd be the perfect boyfriend and lqg has just dealt with that for the past several years of their friendship

there is never enough

it’s now canon that sqh is the kind of cute that makes straight men rationalize their attraction to him by pointing out how “delicate” & “feminine” he looks for a guy & *shen yuan voice* liking sqh is basically like liking a girl & actually he’s even cuter than most, i mean some, girls—

i think this might be first time that sy admits sqh is attractive w/o qualifying it by highlighting his sleaziness AND he‘s writing a whole paragraph about how submissive & breedable xf is sy has such a type

yul 2 electric boogaloo@oripathic.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[svsss extra wip tl] i just wanted to post this because like. why on earth does shen yuan have the ability to describe twinks so colourfully #svsssspoilers

just remembered the time i wrote about lbh being so bad at fingering that sqh had to coach him thru it while handcuffed to a headboard. the binghua covid au thread was certainly A Time

i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going

(back in the cumplane mire) it’s about how lbh willingly and repeatedly chooses to be sy’s stray dog but airplane never does. he doesn’t follow him home. you know?????

so so so funny that every instance of lbh and mbj having substantial interaction and relationship development happens offscreen. mxtx said don’t worry about that

#svsssspoilers (jin tl) this keeps making me scream. get his ass shen tang

Oopsy! #svsss #moshang

Speaking of SVSSS extras!! Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin. New sections will be added as it gets translated. This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word! docs.google.com/document/d/1... #svsssspoilers

System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay)

T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代！ Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河！ Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常！ Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲！ Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会！ Part 6: Origin! 六、起源！ Part 7: ...

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sorry i’m one page in & what do you mean sy thinks sqh is too cute to be mean to?!

#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter) machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1... in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1... anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp

we really don’t talk enough about how funny lqg is like he really has to have some sense of comedic timing to just keep shoving the same guy down w/o a word

han 🍵🥒@scumcum.bsky.social · 12mo ago

he really is such a brat (affectionately)

didn’t want to object to this so-called “love” 😭😭😭