as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible
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your local threadfic replies georg featuring #myfic #svsss #cumplane #bingqiu #tgcf #criticalrole and god knows what else ✨
if hua cheng is so good at shapeshifting why have we never seen him with tentacles
Just imagining Mobei-Jun: :| I’m not going in there. Binghe: you don’t NEED to go in just help me air drop 200 rhinos real quick
if you are blasting tiktoks on speaker in public your phone should automatically brick itself
binghe carefully tending the barren wings of sqq's corpse :) the feathers just can't be coaxed into growing back for a lifeless body. He would tear out his own feathers to try implanting them, but his wings have been destroyed since the abyss :))
[scrolling past the horrors] you're right, Airplane. cucumber bro should get noncon gangbanged until he's crying cum tears
quick woodcock scribbles. references from my big ole image folder full of beepers { #finsketches #PEENT }
it's sad when you (shen yuan) have more sexual hangups than the guy who followed a vow of chastity for 800 years
will someone please reassure me jimothy the raccoon is real and not ai 😭
the deepest betrayal is when the little treat doesn't hit like you thought it was going to
today I am grateful to not be personally responsible for indoor plumbing repairs
has anyone else noticed that 2009 was kind of a long time ago
nothing funnier in the world than binghe being jealous of six balls. lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun sqq: what does that MEAN
at the slightest provocation shen qingqiu would develop an emotional attachment to binghe's individual blood parasites. in his mind they are shaped like little tardigrades who love him
I should get paid to lie on the couch and read farcical courting rituals between the same two dumbasses over and over 😕
Binghe is absolutely riku: falling to the darkness because his desired love interest didn't choose him, weird relationship to it when the love interest thing gets more resolved
enough stories set in pre columbian contact europe. someone write about the time period where cheetahs lived in the americas
new niche pairing just dropped (in my mind): zhuzhi lang/shang qinghua 1. snake swallows gerbil as nature intended 2. mobei jun BIG MAD. who the fuck is thiiiiis guy
true love is my cat channeling all nine pounds of her body into a single sharp paw on my collarbone
the party observing occtis tachonis and wicander halovar: the failson of my enemy is my friend I guess