No weapon that is formed against Britney Spears shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against Britney in judgment thou shalt condemn

do they still give kids palate expanders or was that just something they did in the 90s to stop kids from eating popcorn

when we eventually find out egg bites cause butt cancer it’s joever for me

Hey it's me Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray

get to know your blooms! i’ll make it short i am exactly this old and gay

joodle$@joodlehead.bsky.social · last wk.

get to know your bloomfs! name: joodles age: young at heart zodiac sign: carrie bradshaw bday: every year fav musical artists: the voices in my head country: foreign vacation dream job: marry a rich man fav colour: your eyes fav season: awards birth year: ****

yall ever seen god

@condunn.bsky.social’s impact

Rav@rvbdrm.com · last wk.

Discovering new levels of LinkedIness

a state of mind

Blakezilla@blakethebutcher.bsky.social · last wk.

@condunn.bsky.social what is the inland empire btw

get me back to god’s country (glendale)

in moments like this (violently hungover with a 5 hr flight ahead) prayer is all we have

Music, Fashion, Film

where you see half a door missing, i see half an OPPORTUNITY believe it or not soaking wet bathroom floors can actually be GOOD 💪🔥🚀 here’s why—

condunn@condunn.bsky.social · 2w ago

i am once again asking why have we given up on full coverage shower doors

i am once again asking why have we given up on full coverage shower doors

and here’s how i turned those nighttime screams to daytime DOLLARS 💸💪🚀

Drew@drwsplnd.com · 2w ago

Why does this read like a LinkedIn post?

sha la la la la la don’t be shy

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2w ago

Tom Holland wants Spider-Man to team up with Joseph Quinn's Johnny Storm in the MCU 🕸️🔥 “I think they have some really fun stuff in the comics and I think we'd get on really well ... that'd be really cool"

no no, this is the correct question

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2w ago

Really think they could have phrased this differently

live update from the glass onion

avengers: retirement community

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2w ago

Official trailer for ‘Avengers Doomsday’ In theaters December 18

finally saw the invite and lemme tell you penelope cruz squeezing olives between her fingers?? CINEMA

“the thing is oil has an image problem…we need a rebrand, something fun, something hip, something like —

Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social · 2w ago

SEXXON

last spring i lost my right leg in a freak tricycle accident and for months it looked like i might never walk again. here are 5 things the experience taught me about A GROWTH MINDSET 💪🚀🚀

condunn@condunn.bsky.social · 3w ago

realized i’ve become a little too instagramy on here, gonna pivot to more linkedin vibes

the irony of people ending up glued to a toilet bc they spent weeks avoiding veggie fiber that they were afraid would glue them to the toilet, life finds a way amirite 🥰

the correct answer was = an UNBEATABLE 💪 customer acquisition engine that ACTUALLY SCALES!! 🚀🚀 dm for details!!! 🔥🔥

condunn@condunn.bsky.social · 3w ago

u + me =

u + me =

need to bring sweet treats for my hungry guys whatchu think i should bake tonight

is the world cup still going on or was that canceled due to diarrhea lettuce too

BUTT what you’re NOT gonna miss is your next SCALING OPPORTUNITY 💪🚀

Berry bells@penorsword.bsky.social · 3w ago

I miss condunn when he would show his butt

how I learned to stop worrying and love bluesky moderation

🚨 speaking of PIVOTS 🚨 i am SO proud to announce that after putting my head down and quietly grinding for the past 3 1/2 minutes, i am launching my own LIFE COACH BUSINESS 💪💪 🚀 i can’t WAIT to help you achieve your dreams 🚀share this with a friend who needs a little push!! 🥰

condunn@condunn.bsky.social · 3w ago

realized i’ve become a little too instagramy on here, gonna pivot to more linkedin vibes