Corey Danks
@coreydanks.bsky.social
WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME Designer + Illustrator Philadelphia https://linktr.ee/coreydanks
Shout out (derogatory) to everyone playing games on LinkedIn for some reason
Bad news everyone, they realized that the 5’11” 160lbs. dude wearing a tie dye shirt and shorts in the locker room wasn’t on the team and banished me to the upper deck
Corey Danks@coreydanks.bsky.social · 2d agoGoing to the Phillies game tonight and they’re letting me play shortstop
Going to the Phillies game tonight and they’re letting me play shortstop
If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!
Changing everyone’s position except for Trea Turner is extremely funny. Whenever you’re given the opportunity to prank your entire fanbase like that you absolutely have to do it
The Batman, Spider-Man and Jason Bourne cameos were great in The Odyssey
my afternoon google of "big pussy" turned up some sad results today
The poster really sucks but at least they’re all already being punished by living in Ohio
Jacqueline Antonovich@jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Ohio State Fair had a poster contest. The winner was awarded $1000. I present to you, the winner:
Somewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet
You are right, user of Bluesky. It's time for The Thursday Scream!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Philadelphia!! Do you want this mural on your building?? Here’s what we’re looking for: You must own the building. Must be in Philly The flatter the surface the better! The more people that will see it the better. We want to install in September Email me if that's you SkypeAScientist@gmail.com
I need to recertify my student loan payment plan so my monthly payments don't increase 10x but the poop ass studentaid.gov website is barely functional. Hell yeah
These will be back in stock soon 👍
Corey Danks@coreydanks.bsky.social · 2mo agoThese are back in stock 🫡
Feel like everyone just needs to chill out, log off and eat a really, really big sandwich
I am on a quest to find this sunburnt man If you know him DM me please 🙏🏼
Tired: purchasing a new LeBron jersey Wired: purchasing a used Tony Wroten jersey
JJ Redick took ubers from Brooklyn just look up "JJ Redick traffic"
Brian Pickett@website.cool · last wk.I think it will be simply impossible for LeBron James to figure out a work commute
they announced that we got LeBron over the PA speakers at the Acme lmao
It's been one whole hour and I've already seen at least three new Sixers bootleg pre-order posts lmao