Chef kiss

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Teenager writes a long essay.

Heather Antos@heatherantos.bsky.social · 3w ago

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.

“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w ago

Kit Harington has been cast as Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of the ‘HARRY POTTER’ TV series. Nicholas Hoult has left the series due to scheduling conflicts. (Source: Deadline)

I’ll be getting paid $250,000,000 to watch minor league baseball from the dugout. Because I am not good enough to play or get promoted. Sounds like a great deal to me.

Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · 4w ago

You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?

So @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social has decided they no longer want my money as a trans person.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. "Hi I'm a cave in in a beach side hill"

Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · last mo.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. "Hi, I am an old French man driving blackout drunk on a highway near Bordeaux."

Teen joins frat, saves the country

Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴@brutumfulmen.bsky.social · last mo.

Southern Lawyer has an observant daughter.

This is exciting

Gender is stored in the slug

Then we are you blocking us when we ask you to show us a shred of sympathy as individuals instead of broadly proclaiming that you support the community

Note that I still have about 20 left to watch as I go through the complete King, but as of today: The Shawshank Redemption The Shining (Three-part miniseries) The Green Mile The Long Walk Misery

Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂@thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 2mo ago

My top five Stephen King adaptations: CARRIE THE DEAD ZONE CHRISTINE STAND BY ME THE SHINING HM: PET SEMATARY, IT ‘90

And to @trungles.com Thank you

Cori McCreery@corimarie21.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Inspired by Trung I have convinced friends to participate in a read along of my favorite novel, Alexandre Dumas's Three Musketeers. Most of my thoughts are going into the Readalong on Storygraph, but I'll try to keep a thread of good ones here

Inspired by Trung I have convinced friends to participate in a read along of my favorite novel, Alexandre Dumas's Three Musketeers. Most of my thoughts are going into the Readalong on Storygraph, but I'll try to keep a thread of good ones here

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18

Adam Mallinger@bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

Yup I will still apparently die mad about the character assassination of Toby Ziegler in season 7 of the West Wing

What are your top 5 Stephen Kings? I'm currently reading everything (currently in 1997), so this may change in a month or so: 1. The Green Mile 2. Misery 3. Needful Things 4. The Shining 5. Pet Sematary

Vita Ayala@definitelyvita.bsky.social · 2mo ago

What are your top 5 Stephen Kings? The Gunslinger Cycle of the Werewolf Night Shift Carrie The Outsider

“The Lefebvrites? They sleeping with the fishes in Lake Michigan”

Quick someone find D’artagnan, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis

Claire Willett@clairewillett.bsky.social · 3mo ago

THIS GUY THIS IS THE FACE HE'S BEEN MAKING THE WHOLE TIME WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S THINKING ABOUT MURDER WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, KANSAS

First in person baseball of the year

Heading to Supergirl and due to the World Cup the closest in service bud stop just happens to be this one

More opposed to folk in their own fucking party than the opposition. This is WHY y'all are getting primaried. Fix you hearts or die (politically)

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3mo ago

Thirteen Democratic House members and candidates announced their support for a centrist initiative aimed at pushing back against the party’s tilt toward democratic socialism.

Nice

Rather than do anything to make the pary better, this guy gets into tone policing arguments with trans people begging the national party to help us. Don't worry Jaime, I have a good memory.

Jaime Harrison@jaimeharrison.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination. Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

Now and forever, Fuck John Byrne

@whattheshea.bsky.social CONGRATIONS ANDREA!!!!!! WELL DESERVED

@zoewithasword.bsky.social

Name your favorites from Star Trek: Uniform: First Contact movie era Gray Shoulders Spock: Leonard Nimoy Couple: Worf and Dax Character: Una Chin-Riley Ship: Enterprise E Villain: Gul Dukat Series: Strange New Worlds Captain: Pike Movie: First Contact Theme: TNG Guest: Q

Adam Mallinger@bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 4mo ago

What the heck. Name your favorites from Star Trek: Uniform: TOS movies II-VI Spock: Leonard Nimoy Couple: Worf and Dax Character: Kirk Ship: Defiant Villain: Gul Dukat Series: DS9 Captain: Kirk Movie: The Undiscovered Country Theme: TNG Guest: Saavik

Also racist and homophobic. Generally awful. His death in the comic is deserved. His death is not the tragedy the movie wants us to think it is, but the movie was made by someone that got the answer but fundamentally misunderstood the question.

John Trumbull@trumbullcomic.bsky.social · 4mo ago

ALAN MOORE: "This is Rorschach. He's rude, violent, paranoid, very possibly insane, believes conspiracy theories, lives in squalor, and has horrible personal hygiene." COMIC FANS: "Clearly, this character is the hero of the whole thing." #AlanMoore #Rorschach #Watchmen

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