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how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
Pogroms in the occupied West Bank continue, with Israeli forces demolishing homes and settlers attacking residents.
Israeli forces raze West Bank homes as EU weighs ban on settlement goods
Pogroms in the occupied West Bank continue, with Israeli forces demolishing homes and settlers attacking residents.
aljazeera.com
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
Many people have asked if I'm changing my last name after getting married. I am not. This is one of the reasons. globalnews.ca/news/1201922...
Married women share problems renewing Alberta driver’s licences | Globalnews.ca
Married women like Christine Orme say they're having problems when their documents don't match, because some have their maiden name and others have their married name.
globalnews.ca
“It’s not fair that all the exciting history already happened and I won’t get to live through anything interesting,” I whined as a teenager in 2007. In the distance, hoofbeats.
Dad Joke of the Day: My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. 🦩 I had to put my foot down.
Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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Our cake was less "celestial moon dreams" and more "oil spill/unicorn vomit" that was somehow still frozen by the time we got to the cake cutting, but that said our wedding was fabulous.
I want to hear all the weird kitty stories. #cats #catstories
Savannah Ostrowski@savannah.dev · last mo.one of my cats has learned to press the preheat button on the oven when she's mad at me because I'm not listening to her. she does it but doesn't press start, so it just beeps at me until I go to the kitchen and see her standing defiantly on the stove. she is a demon and I love her.
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
EDMONTON - With the October 19th Alberta Separation referendum approaching, residents of the provincial capital have announced that they will be holding their own referendum to separate the city of Ed...
thebeaverton.com
This is Sampson. He's about to get hit with a vicious draw 2. Has no idea. Poor fella. 12/10
Damn, what a storm. Lightning that doesn't end. Power looks to be out across the block. #edmonton #yeg #storm #climatechange #thunderstruck
NINE! NINE STATES HAVE A CYCLOSPORIASIS OUTBREAK NOW AHHHAHAHAHAAA!
Count von Count from Sesame Street
ALT: Count von Count from Sesame Street
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In Turkey, a cat comes to an elderly man who earns his living by cleaning shoes at the same time every morning. He asks to have his fur brushed, and the man never refuses. Original post
They say humans are the most intelligent species on the planet! Where is the intelligence?
'A large pit': Aging Downtown Edmonton construction site more than just an eyesore edmontonjournal.com/news/downtow...
'A large pit': Aging Downtown Edmonton construction site more than just an eyesore
The site has caught local attentionthrough a page called Edmonton Pit Tour, a page dedicated to showcasing empty lots in Edmonton.
edmontonjournal.com
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
I know if I leave a dirty plate on the counter it will end up with my car licking it or pushing it to the floor.
Dr. Kalen Zeiger (they/he)@kalenzeiger.com · 2mo agoI've been watching some discussions on why millennial feel a greater need to keep surfaces cleared off. I think the discussion are all missing a key point that many of us have cats who will clear those surfaces off if we don't. 😹
Not sure what's up with K-days marketing these days but i basically got 4 GA tickets without even trying on two separate occasions. Maybe it's their way to influence people to pay $31.50 for a turkey drumstick at the midway.