Cory Ellen

@coryellen.bsky.social

Postdoc, L&D/abortion & Public Health RN. #HistNursing, #HistMed, #STS. PhD, MFA. Caregiver. Queer, Jewish; she/her. Too curious for my own good. Funding abortion and supporting doulas. Opinions: many, my own. http://coryellen.com

Accidentally left my sticker stash out when my kid was having his friends over for a graduation party, so apparently a pile of 18 year olds sat around discussing medication abortion in our living room 🥰🤩

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Someone please introduce me to the man who pondered the best possible design for a blood pressure pill taken by elderly folks with shaky fingers and decided “tiny, narrow, and beige” was the way to go. I just want to talk.

Put phone down to make tea. Made tea. Picked up tea. Remembered I’d put phone down … somewhere? Put tea down to find phone. Eventually find phone. Remember I put tea down … somewhere? Is this hell this is hell isn’t it

The best revenge is training abortion doulas so that’s what I’m going to do this weekend. Teaching everyone how to support and care for folks having abortions just as hard i can

We're all trying to be careful with our language, so as not to offend, or not to lose federal funding for talking about paragraph transitions. To help you out, here's a worksheet to guide you in swapping out troublesome phrases for real, historical eel expressions. 🗃️🧪

Worksheet titled: "Evolving from Eel-less Language" and it includes a column titled "Instead of" with a red X, and a column titled "Say this" with a green checkmark. The "Instead of" column includes sayings like "You're doing it wrong" and "Look at those used condoms in the water!" The "Say this" column includes sayings like, "You're grabbing an eel by the tail" and "Hey! Manhattan eels!"

I don't have the space here to list all of them. But each expression in the "Say this" column is a bonafide (read that in a Wharvey Gal's accent) historical eel metaphor. We'd all be better off if we talked more about eels.

I took a mixed levels modern dance class taught by my bff tonight. Failed to remember choreography, pulled several glutes, and had to take a break when I got dizzy. 10/10 would recommend.

87% of NPs are primary health care providers. “Yet an obscure committee now promises to strip them of access to educational funds, putting the healthcare system, the nursing workforce, and patients at risk,” writes Cory Ellen Gatrall in this week’s ER essay. nursingclio.org/2026/02/23/p...

“Professional” Program Redefinition Endangers the US Healthcare Workforce

Nurse practitioners are a lifeline for the millions of Americans who live in healthcare deserts: 87% are trained as primary care providers, and 80% care for Medicaid patients. Yet an obscure commit…

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Got two articles through the proofing process this weekend, my book is officially under review, and I submitted an NIH grant proposal. Two speaking engagements this week, more coming up soon. Now all I need is a job for next year!

Trying to remember that I’m frustrated because I’m ambitious. I could settle for less, or take on easier challenges. But I don’t. And that’s the person I want to be.

When you pointed out that it looked like a duck, they called you hysterical. When you pointed out that it also swam like a duck, they said sheesh Bluesky is such an echo chamber. When you said and now it's really quacking a lot like a duck, they accused you of relativizing earlier ducks.