Manch ein Standard Schreiber/Redakteur würde vermutlich ein Hirnaneurysma bekommen wenn man seine geliebte Wärmepumpe auf kühlen stellt. Es war auf jeden fall eine Entscheidung das unsre dem Hitzetod sterbenden Senioren und Kinder nicht ganz so wichtig sind...
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 6d ago
if you don't have any money, you too can support artists by liking and sharing their work, telling your friends about them, reminding them to eat, taking out their trash, doing their dishes, watering their plants, feeding their pets, please help i need adult supervision—
Immer wieder schön wie DHL meint: Ihr Packerl ist in 2 Tagen da. Freuen sie sich schon? Und dann übergeben sie es der österreichischen Post und die so: Euda bist depad? An an Samstag schlepp ich das sicher net du Wappler.
Never heard of a Dutch Baby until now. No berries in the house but well aged chimichurri. Mahlzeit.
Fin@finnovski.bsky.social · 3w agoJust made a Dutch Baby for lunch with gooseberries from the garden.
Saxophon spielen ist ja auch ein klein wenig wie Pfeife rauchen. Alle rundherum haben mehr davon. Oder eben nicht…
Moment mal! Mir wurde ein Gewitter versprochen nicht das ich auch noch die Wiese gießen muss…
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
Dystopian hellscape of the modern age #062: Just been told with a straight face by Fedex that WE need to spend money on a camera to monitor our front door, to prove their driver is dumping packages without ringing or knocking on the door and faking the signature. Apparently thats our responsibility.
I am so sick of this race to the bottom. Techbros with all the money in the world are just deadending our culture and we're all just expected to accept a slow demise. variety.com/2026/biz/new...
Michael Caine’s AI-Generated Voice to Narrate ‘The Odyssey’ Audiobook Ahead of Christopher Nolan’s Movie
The AI audio firm is using Caine’s voice to anchor a roughly 13-hour version of “The Odyssey” weeks before Christopher Nolan’s film hits theaters.
variety.com
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
Ironic that we now have to constantly tick 'are you human' boxes designed to protect sites from being scraped by AI, when the site you're trying to get to is clearly 100% AI slop. I look forward to the day when humans are no longer necessary to any of this, and i can stop looking at the internet.
Warum denn eigentlich nicht? Bei Lehrkräften ist das doch auch so… Die gehen mit ihrer Klasse mit und wenn sie fertig ist müssen sie sich einen neuen Beruf aussuchen.
Joanne Harris@joannechocolat.bsky.social · 2mo agoUnsolicited writing advice, no. 1378: Many would-be authors make the mistake of believing that you "start off" as a children's writer, then "move on" to writing for adults. This is both completely incorrect, and terribly disrespectful to children's authors.
Welcome in Vienna, my dear friend Arnold Schwarzenegger and former US Vice-President @kamalaharris.com – I am happy to join forces for the 10th anniversary of the #AustrianWorldSummit. (vdb)
And I thought that was only an austrian urban legend!
circuitbenders.co.uk@circuitbenders.co.uk · 2mo agoWell that's a new one. A package sent from the UK to Germany being returned to sender by Australia Post due to underpaid postage... presumably because we paid to send it to Germany and not Australia, because the buyer was in Germany... It's obviously tricky stuff. 🤔
Memory-safe. 13% faster on average. ⚡️ The TrueType hinting interpreter in macOS and iOS has been rewritten in Swift, replacing the original C implementation. Pixel-perfect accuracy was validated across 27 million glyphs. And the results: www.swift.org/blog/migrati...
Friedrich Merz: „Meine Geduld ist am Ende, auch mit den Sozialdemokraten“. Mit dem faulen Volk ja sowieso.
Ich denke der Live Chat der Nintendo direkt ist gerade an seinem eigenen Sabber ertrunken. Und dann kam Ocarina of time.
Suche gerade nach modernen Walkmans und übergroßen farbenfrohen Tank Tops. Die Metamorphose zum Hipster ist beinahe abgeschlossen.
i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse
