Cousin “Champagne” Ronnie
@cousinronnie.bsky.social
I ain’t doing all that
Also I got a new car and it has my initials on it
Today's pregnancy update is I just ordered a pair of sweatpants that are printed to look like jeans
My favorite client sent me a gift (a dead flea that a nun dressed in a tiny bride? costume sometime around the turn of the 20th century)
Pregnancy update is that I can’t see my feet when I look down and I now need to rock myself back and forth on the couch/bed to gain momentum in order to get up. Still have four months to go (I’m scared)
Not one of my holy grail jewelry wishlist items coming to market when I should NOT be buying jewelry… God is testing me
Trying to convince my dad to buy this so that I can steal it
Tough week so pulling out all my anti-depression big guns (manicure, blowout, chugging water)
Our 9lb chihuahua mix went head to head with a family of five fully grown raccoons this morning. Never underestimate the confidence of a chihuahua
Went to the Chinese garden today for tea with friends
Insanely, @cousinronnie.bsky.social's company did an instagram live selling antiques and they said something had the word "cocaine" on it and now their small business is banned from instagram live for a year because an AI tool flagged it and there's no human customer support - and no recourse!
I have overall been feeling great since I got out of the first trimester but this child is active as hell and it’s starting to feel… uncomfortable. Barely slept last night because she was doing flips all night 😩
Thank you everyone for all of the love! I am excited to be able to complain freely on Bluesky now that the cats out of the bag and to not have to only post shoulder and above selfies
@devingaffney.com's 97 year old grandma wanted me to take a picture of her in her hot dog hat. So here is Jean, in her hot dog hat.
Some more wedding details. I am done (for now)
Our wedding dress code was "upstage the bride" and my besties delivered
Sometimes you just need a Frito pie for dinner
My toxic trait is thinking that my little chihuahua mix could be an agility course champion with the right training
I think my dog wants to learn how to surf?
This weeks instagram live is canceled because we got banned for 365 days for saying cocaine LMAO
I just listened to a podcast about NXIVM and was reminded of how my best friend got caught up with some of the followers and would dance outside of the jail Keith Raniere was held in so that he could watch
I love living in the PNW but I really miss thunderstorms